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Song Parodies -> "China Man"

Original Song Title:

"Iron Man"

Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"China Man"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

I think this is teh best song i've made yet. I bet everyone will like it and incase you didn't know. The Chinese people make a bread out of cat supposedly. So now ya know what it means. Enjoy it.
China Man
I am China man
I cook little Kitties in a fyring pan
I can fry it all
If he even moves i'll break his balls
Is he alive or dead
Will he lose or keep his head
We'll just watch him die
The we'll sit down and have a really good cry

He has balls of steel
Once they break they will never heal
When we ripped the spine
We saw the underpants signed by Calven Klein

Nobody Eats him
They just cover there nose
Planning their revenge
After they hurl

Now the time is here
We all turn our head
We pick him up
And see if hes alive or dead

Nobody Eats him
They just cover there nose
Planning their revenge
After they hurl

Heavy loafs with cat
Fills the eaters full of dread
Eating as fast as they can
Cat Bread lives Again!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Jared - July 01, 2004 - Report this comment
Racist pig.....
Miky Boy - July 28, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not racist, chinese poepl really do that. They make bread out of cats
Mikey Boy - November 22, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm a fagget, u can't even say my name right
Fran - December 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats some funny shit man, keep it going
Tim Lynch - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
That was awsome keep it up Ha Ha Ha
Tim Lynch - February 08, 2005 - Report this comment
check out this part i made up I am a fat man runnin away from the atkins plan the've got dairy treats and there runnin with clubed feet if u like it e-mail me and tell me what u think thanks again
Anonymous Bob - May 10, 2006 - Report this comment
I absolutely LOVED!!!!!!! it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I like Black Sabbath, but that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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