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Song Parodies -> "She Just Wants to Shop"

Original Song Title:

"I Don't Wanna Stop"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ozzy Osbourne

Parody Song Title:

"She Just Wants to Shop"

Parody Written by:

Nick Johnson

The Lyrics

This is for all the guys out there who's girlfriend or wife doesn't stop shopping
I don't care what she's talking about
It still needs some more revisions
This thing that she found
It keeps on bringing me down
Cause shopping is now an addiction

I'm a gonna cry
Cause the prices stay high
This money comes out of my wallet
Cause she's goin' shoppin the buyin' isn't stoppin'
Now all that i want is a beer

All week long how i've told her to stop
She don't know what she's doin
All she knows is She just wants to shop
All fired up, I'm gonna tell her to stop
I'm either in or in the way, don't make her,
She just wants to shop

Why won't she ever listen to me?
Is this a one-way conversation?
Nothing i say is gonna stop her spree
Cause all those shoes are motivation

Too much cash for one average guy
I guess I'll have to wait and sit here
Don't try to change her mind
Cause she ain't the only kind
Ain't gonna change that dumb behavior

All week long how i've told her to stop
She don't know what she's doin
All she knows is She just wants to shop
All fired up, I'm gonna tell her to stop
I'm either in or in the way, don't make her,
She just wants to shop

All week long how i've told her to stop
She don't know what she's doin
All she knows is She just wants to shop
All fired up, I'm gonna tell her to stop
I'm either in or in the way, don't make her,
She just wants to shop

She Just Wants to shop
She Just Wants to shop
She Just Wants to shop
She Just Wants to shop

All week long how i've told her to stop
She don't know what she's doin
All she knows is She just wants to shop
All fired up, I'm gonna tell her to stop
I'm either in or in the way, don't make her,
She just wants to shop

All week long how i've told her to stop
She don't know what she's doin
All she knows is She just wants to shop
All fired up, I'm gonna tell her to stop
I'm either in or in the way, don't make her,
She just wants to shop

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 3.6

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Jonathan S. - July 01, 2007 - Report this comment
I'm glad to see a parody of this tune, but, while the idea is good (I had seriously thought of doing a shopping parody of this one myself), it wasn't quite executed the best (1 point off) and it's repetitive (another point off). 534

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