Intro:
One two three uh!

Verse 1:
Dice rollin' around the board
To get a higher score
So you can beat your foe
I'm talkin' about Warhammer
That expensive game
That will cost you dough
Do try to roll high numbers
Or else your foe will kick your butt somehow
Thank Gosh for Mom and Dad
For buying me this stuff
Or I'd be broke right now
UH!

Chorus:
Warhammer (x8)

Verse 2:
Oh I think he's got it
No he doesn't got it
He doesn't got Archimonde
The leader of Chaos Horde
We glue together
Oh we glue together
but separate parts keep rollin' round and gettin' lost
If what they say is 'Dwarves are so much better'
Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes
Then what makes, then what makes Orcs the exception
So why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh, why oh
Am I so in denial cuz I think High Elves rule...

Y'all don't wanna hear, you just wanna play

Chorus

Don't want to hear your braggin'
Just wanna see your dragon
Don't want to see you march-a
Just wanna see an archer
I'm just being honest
I'm just being honest

Bridge:
Hey, alright now
Alright now fellas (What?!)
Now what's better than lots of Dwarves?
(HIGH ELVES!) I can't hear you
I say what's better than lots of Dwarves
(HIGH ELVES!)
Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright
Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright
Alright, Alright, Alright, Alright
Alright, Alright, now ladies (what?)
We gonna play this thing now in a just a few seconds
Now don't have me break this table for somethin'
Now I wanna see y'all in your best condition
Lend me some Orcs-a, I am your player, here we go!
Paint it, paint, paint it, paint it
Paint it, paint it, paint, paint it, paint it, paint it
Paint it, paint it like a Renaissance artist, paint it, paint it
Shh you got to paint it, paint it, paint it, paint it
(Paint it brotha) paint it like a Renaissance artist

Now while the Dark Elves, and Dogs of War
and lots of Dwarves, get on the board
You know what to dooo..
You know what to dooo..
You know what to do!

Chorus (repeat till fade)