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Song Parodies -> "SANTA!"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Ya!"

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The Lyrics

Christmas Eve Ya!
That fatty don't slack around
Because there's gifts to go
And he has watch the snow
Uh, but does he really wanna
To go down that chimney
Would rather use the door
He brings us Christmas feeling
Because he's loading his up sleigh right now
Uh, who needs mom, and dad?
Who gives us socks and underwear
Cause they don't know how


You think he gives it?
No, you got to earn it
But you don't got till you earn it
Till there's just some
We wrote him together
Ohh, we wrote him together
But separates always better, when there's presents
If what they say is, "Don't open till X-Mas"
On Christmas, On Christmas, On Christmas
On Christmas, On Christmas DAY!!!
(The Anticipation) Some piles, piles, piles
Piles, piles, some piles that stretch for miles
When it comes we're happy heeerrrreeee!!!
Y'all don't want food you just want presents
SAN...TA (Ho! Ho!)
SAN...TA (Ho! Ho!)
SAN...TA (Don't wanna get to chatty Ho! Ho!)
SAN...TA (Just want you in my chimney Ho! Ho!)
SAN...TA (Don't want some Christmas drama Ho! Ho!)
SAN...TA (Just want a gift wrapped llama Ho! Ho!)
SAN...TA (I'm... Ho! Ho! I'm Ho! Ho!)
SAN...TA (I'm just being honest Ho! Ho! I'm just being honest)

Hey... Alright Now
Alright Now Elves (YEAH!)
Now what's Northern, than being North?
(NORTH POLE) I can't hear ya!
I say what's Northern that being North?
(NORTH POLE) Whooooo!!!!
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight, Tonight
Ok now ladies (YEAH!)
If he's gonna get from house to house in just a few seconds
And he's gonna gives our things now all for nothing
Now y'all better be on y'all bestest behavior
Give you some paper, I'm doing you a favor ahh here we go!
Wrap it! Wrap It! Wrap It! Wrap It! (Ho! Ho!)
Wrap It! Wrap It! Wrap It! Wrap It! Wrap It! Wrap It! (Ho! Ho!)
Wrap It! Wrap it on the Night Before Christmas! Wrap It! Wrap It!
(Need more paper) Wrap it on the Night Before Christmas

Now with Scrooges and Grinches too!
When Christmas falls, they change more
(They change more)
He knows what to dooooooo...
He knows what to doooooo...
He knows what to do!

SAN...TA (Ho! Ho!)
SAN...TA (Ho! Ho!)
SAN...TA (Ho! Ho!)
SAN...TA (Ho! Ho! Santa!)
SAN...TA (Ho! Ho!)
SAN...TA (Uh, uh, Ho! Ho!)
SAN...TA (Ho! Ho!)
SAN...TA (Ho! Ho!)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 22

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   2
 4   2
 5   17

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Alana - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
Pretty funny! I do love X-mas you know...
jack wilson - December 31, 2009 - Report this comment
This has like no comments and its awesome!
Blaydeman - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Another solid parody Matthias. The pacing gets a little off, but still funny as heck. How bout some 55555555555!
LadyTA-TA - December 15, 2010 - Report this comment
Happy Holidays, SquireMatthias !
Mark Scotti - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
(Christmas) makes me shake so hard and laugh so loud that I'M SOUNDING LIKE SANTA!!
Abbott Skelding - December 16, 2010 - Report this comment
XMAS- Great work! The last verse (particularly "wrap it on the night before Christmas") made up for the fact that I just had to listen to "Hey Ya!" Excellent job Matt!
Agrimorfee - December 17, 2010 - Report this comment
It's as if Outkast rewrote the OS themselves, really keeps the spirit of the original with a Christmas twist. Nice.
Ann Hammond - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
xmas- don't really find it funny 534
Below Average Dave - December 23, 2010 - Report this comment
I'm sorry Mat, but the grammar on this one is worse than Outkast's Grammar, It was OK, potentially very funny, but could use a rewrite in my opinion
Jeff Reuben - December 27, 2010 - Report this comment
Good song...I agree with BAD on the grammar. I like what you did with a lot of the repetitious parts.
Agrimorfee - May 03, 2017 - Report this comment
Hohoho, nice to see this one again seven years later!
bobpiecheese - May 16, 2017 - Report this comment
(Artistry) There were a few pacing issues here and there (nothing egregious, though), plus there wasn't really much to it besides the whole concept of Santa being a thing, but this was still pretty decent. Receive the gift of 5's!
Max Power - May 16, 2017 - Report this comment
Ho indeed.

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