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Song Parodies -> "Eliza Thornberry"

Original Song Title:

"Ms. Jackson"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Outkast

Parody Song Title:

"Eliza Thornberry"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

Yeah this one right here goes out to the Thornberrys,'berrys...Thornberrys,Thornberry siblings
Yeah,go like this

Eliza Thornberry
Is she so real
Never meant to make her brother cry
She was really nice a million times
Eliza Thornberry
Is she so real
Never meant to make her brother cry
She was really nice a million times

The Thornberry siblings don't hate me
They do things like havin some fun throughout their wildest lives
In the jungle and they debate me
I need to get a piece of some elephant flesh and take a big bite
Poison gas,I disinfect the odor,what's wrong can be right
Eliza knows her brother is just Donnie,and he's not Chuckie
Jungle gyms,monkey bars,beautiful trees are funky
I love her mom and everything,see she's not the one who smacks down
She never rips you up,no more personals war,nothing to crack down
So Debbie got a chance to hear my side of the story,that was divided
No jungle-bashing battles
On Donnie's birthday,I ain't invited
Despite it,show him your wildlife respect when I fall through
All you do is defend that Darwin when I call you,yeah

Eliza Thornberry
Is she so real
Never meant to make her brother cry
She was really nice a million times
Eliza Thornberry
Is she so real
Never meant to make her brother cry
She was really nice a million times

Me and Eliza
Got a special thing going on
You say I'm out of luck
Nothing is full-blown
Hope that I felt this
Felt this way whenever
You won't plan a clumsy picnic
But you will predict the weather,Thornberrys

Three kids,not nine,and they are all fine
The quickest cheetahs that I ever seen,I won't decline
King of Queens,Power Rangers Wild Force,we're loving them
Those two shows on the tv thing
You will agree,I believe something wasn't clever
Not clever,not clever,clever,not clever,clever?
Not clever,and it seems that it's totally numb
And notice that some cheetah just suck,it was too dumb
Thornberrys,my intentions were good I wish if some
Serial killers must get off the island of the wildlife
Funny smell,raising hell,turtle shells
Asking what happened to Eliza,I'm not Miguel

I don't pray so much about it,and I'm not bad
It happened for a reason,not getting mad
Now you just know that everything is crude
And yes I will be cooler and I'm not being rude,and what a jungle

Eliza Thornberry
Is she so real
Never meant to make her brother cry
She was really nice a million times
Eliza Thornberry
Is she so real
Never meant to make her brother cry
She was really nice a million times

Uh,uh,yeah
Look at the way you treats Donnie,look at the way he treat me
See that Donnie,a homeboy,and that awful Serengeti
No time to panic,no one will mimic you and cause a stakeout
And that Donnie was not speakin no more and no braces in his mouth
Know what I'm talkin about,jealousy,high fidelity,envy
Hunting,seeking,and Eliza,we do the same thing
So are you saying that Donnie was funny doing something wrong
Let rhinos be rhinos,you cna go on and just get it on
You and Eliza

Eliza Thornberry
Is she so real
Never meant to make her brother cry
She was really nice a million times
Eliza Thornberry
Is she so real
Never meant to make her brother cry
She was really nice a million times
Eliza Thornberry
Is she so real
Never meant to make her brother cry
She was really nice a million times
Eliza Thornberry
Is she so real
Never meant to make her brother cry
She was really nice a million times

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Wow - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
that was so great! On planet Marguad ! That was like the worst thing i've ever encountered.
Whatsamattau? - December 09, 2004 - Report this comment
I think it's okay, but this is a parody website. It's a good song, but not exactly as satirical as a parody should be.
Outkast - February 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Yo! My song! You jakk-ditup! Betta hope I dont b' pimpin' in yo 'hood in my low-rider anytime soon cuz yull be gettin jumped!!
yo boy - August 09, 2007 - Report this comment
oh by the looks of the last comment looks like some ones impersonating outkast

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