-> "Halitosis"
Original Song Title:
"Roses"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"Halitosis"
The Lyrics
Bread and wine, filet mignon and garlic may sound mighty fine
But hearing ain't the sense that I have on my mind
Cause your breath is smacking me like a virgin on Prom night
Yea, check this
Even though, you say you brush 4 out of 5 dentists aren't really sho' (sure ebonics-isized)
Like 'Diary' we think but we don't really know
This is BLO, so here's some tic-tacs, now go...
Chorus
I know you like to think your breath don't stank
But oops, you made a boo-boo
Cause your breath's really smelling like doo-doo
You could really use a mint or two
I know you like to think your breath don't stank
But oops, you made a boo-boo
Cause your breath's really smelling like doo-doo
You could really use a mint or two
Nighty time, with my oral hygiene
I'm rich (rich)
But you are of lower class, NASCAR demographic, redneck systematic, Colgate causing static, If organ politicians ever mattered you'd clash, clash, clash with oral politics (What's he sayin?)
You need some Listerine and toothpaste with flouride
Before your weapon of mass consumption multiplies
And suplies that smell that curls my upper lip
Chorus
Now she's got a hotties body
But her breath is really potty
If her stank was against the law she'd
Be more notorious that Gotti
I said shorty your breath is bothering me
And frankly my dear your wind is never gone from me
You look like you could use a book or two on flossing
Oh, do you know you smell like $h*t
So lethat you could be a West Compton Crypt
So brush your like you're scrubing a sink
Brush on , brush off then trim a banzai tree
Watch what you eat cause it really makes you reek
And if your smelling like that you'll get no skeet, skeet, skeet
Lay off the raw fish, no more Italian sausage
Or you'll never get to try my tasty pasty sausage
Not trying to hate, just don't want to smell your plate
Forget Angel Food, you should try a urinal cake...
Chorus
Stanky b**ch, funky b**ch, halitosis b**ch, hoodrat b**ch, redneck b**ch
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