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Song Parodies -> "Halitosis"

Original Song Title:

"Roses"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Outkast

Parody Song Title:

"Halitosis"

Parody Written by:

BLO-TOWN

The Lyrics

Bread and wine, filet mignon and garlic may sound mighty fine
But hearing ain't the sense that I have on my mind
Cause your breath is smacking me like a virgin on Prom night
Yea, check this
Even though, you say you brush 4 out of 5 dentists aren't really sho' (sure ebonics-isized)
Like 'Diary' we think but we don't really know
This is BLO, so here's some tic-tacs, now go...

Chorus

I know you like to think your breath don't stank
But oops, you made a boo-boo
Cause your breath's really smelling like doo-doo
You could really use a mint or two
I know you like to think your breath don't stank
But oops, you made a boo-boo
Cause your breath's really smelling like doo-doo
You could really use a mint or two

Nighty time, with my oral hygiene
I'm rich (rich)
But you are of lower class, NASCAR demographic, redneck systematic, Colgate causing static, If organ politicians ever mattered you'd clash, clash, clash with oral politics (What's he sayin?)
You need some Listerine and toothpaste with flouride
Before your weapon of mass consumption multiplies
And suplies that smell that curls my upper lip

Chorus

Now she's got a hotties body
But her breath is really potty
If her stank was against the law she'd
Be more notorious that Gotti
I said shorty your breath is bothering me
And frankly my dear your wind is never gone from me
You look like you could use a book or two on flossing
Oh, do you know you smell like $h*t
So lethat you could be a West Compton Crypt
So brush your like you're scrubing a sink
Brush on , brush off then trim a banzai tree
Watch what you eat cause it really makes you reek
And if your smelling like that you'll get no skeet, skeet, skeet
Lay off the raw fish, no more Italian sausage
Or you'll never get to try my tasty pasty sausage
Not trying to hate, just don't want to smell your plate
Forget Angel Food, you should try a urinal cake...

Chorus

Stanky b**ch, funky b**ch, halitosis b**ch, hoodrat b**ch, redneck b**ch


you can add your own "smelly b**ch, funky b..." lines at the end if you feel like doing so...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 17

Voting Breakdown

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Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Gloriously done with some great puns, I just felt some of the rhyming/pacing could have been better(favourite line was the 'urinal cake' )
Guy - September 01, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM - DKTOS. I enjoyed the read just the same. I'll vote if I can get a copy of a midi or the original.
Johnny D - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM AUG) Wow....congrats, BLO-TOWN, on getting this past the censor:
Lay off the raw fish, no more Italian sausage
Or you'll never get to try my tasty pasty sausage
Not trying to hate, just don't want to smell your plate
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) JD- LOL! Still a stinkin' good parody, BLO-TOWN.
Adagio - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) DKTOS good lyrics
Agrimorfee - September 09, 2004 - Report this comment
(aug 04 sotm) How the original ever got radio play is beyond me! Good stuff, Maynard.
Arwen - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM--Pretty funny!
Rick D - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
Very funny, lot of effort.
Ash - September 10, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM-haha, I think that's kinda cute
Phil Nelson - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Quite funny. I also wrote one called Halitosis a few months ago.
Adagio - September 14, 2004 - Report this comment
SOTM 5's
Spaff.com - September 19, 2004 - Report this comment
I only kinda know the original, but your rhymes shine through nonetheless. This don't stink. I particularly liked the first verse and the urinal cake line. Great job, BLO.
Phil Alexander - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I would say this is like a breath of fresh air, but... (OTOH, having looked at the original lyrics, I guess it is in comparison)
martha - September 20, 2004 - Report this comment
a worthy addition to the amirif-ght archive of gross parodies .. fine example of the genre!!
Know 1 can hear you dream - September 22, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) I gotta go brush now...
Peregrin - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
And I gotta go gargle ! Funny!
Meriadoc - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Ditto what Phil A said... :-O
Paul Robinson - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(AUG SOTM)DKTOS, but I will trust the 11 out of 12 so far who gave it a "5" and give you 5's across here. Very, very funny piece here.
Claude Prez - September 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Some good rhyming
2nz - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment
One of the better 'Roses' parodies that I've seen. I liked the body/potty rhyme particularly.
Saider E. - February 03, 2005 - Report this comment
U stole my concept! Just kidding. I have a "roses" parody similiar to this. This parody had its funny parts, overall good. the pacing was just a little off like Jake A Ralphing said.

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