Mama Dean, Mama Dean
All the guys would say she's mighty lean
But mama Dean only got you doin errands half the time
And the other half either got you cursed out, or goin to the shop
Yeah, now eat this, even though
You'd cook a rock dinner to say you cooked
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real diners go down real good and made from real food, yeah

CHORUS
I know you'd like to thank your dinners don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
See that dinner really smell like poo-oo-ooo
Yeah, dinner really smell like poo-oo-ooo

CHORUS

Mama Dean, she's the reason for the word fart
I hope she's speeding on the way to the diner club
Trying to hurry up to get to some
Chef or Cook or somebody like that
And try to put her diner in the oven
And crash, crash, crash into a cooking school (I wish)
You'd cook a rock dinner to say you cooked
The time it took to look inside and realize that
Real dinners go down real good and made from real food, yeah


CHORUS

Well she's got a wrinkly body, but her cooking is like potty
When I met her at a diner she was hardly acting like a minor
I said, would you cook for me
She said, pardon me, sure I would
I said, darling, you sound like a TV show cook
Oh so you're one them cooks, get freaked at the sight of cooking recipes
But cooking she leaks, dropping items cause she's weak
Tickin' off this cook is mean
Must take me to a take out a good way to eat
A neat place sleep, a PB and J for a week, a trick or treat
Now go on the cooking show, her cooking test is nonsense
Regardless, we don't want to get involved with no cooks
And customers just to hold grudges in a diner hall
I wanna see ya support pot, not support you

CHORUS

Better come back down to Wendy's
Girl, quit chasin' honeys
What happens when the dough get so low
Bitch, your cookin ain't fine
No way, no way, no way

Bad cook
Fart, stupid old fart
Old puke ass cookin, old dumbass cook
A bad cook is a bad cook, just a bad cook

Bad cook
Fart, stupid old fart
Old puke ass cookin, old dumbass cook
A bad cook is a bad cook, just a bad cook