My trailer it's got two blocks,
Missing the two front tires,
And this I know for sho'...

But it can hold six kids,
Two dogs, one dozen cats,
and my damn in-laws

Don't try to buy or replicate
This look because you know this is the style..

Thank God for Super Wal-mart
Cause we only have to walk a short three miles..

Hey Ya'll!!!
Hey Ya'll!!!
Repeat 8X....

My daughters pregnant,
Oh my sons in prison,
My man's an alcoholic,
Doesn't come home at all, at all all.....

My dentures broken,
Too broke to replace it,
The money went to whiskey,
Now there's no more at all, at all all....

My cousin tells me
"Fixodent will help ya"
But how much, how much, how much
Food stamps will it cost?!

So why-a why-a,
Why-a even bother,
Don't need no teeth in Texas
Just hillbillies here....

Hey Ya'll!!!
Hey Ya'll!!!
Repeat 8X....
Don't want no sushi baby,
Just want biscuits and gravy.
Don't want no fancy hummer,
Just want a horse that runs-a

We, ohh oh, we, ohh oh
We are just hillbillies.
We are just hillbillies.

I say now chillun's .
Yeah!
Now what's cooler, than Dukes of Hazard?
Hee-Haw!!
I say now, what's cooler than Dukes of Hazard?
Hee-Haw!!
All right, all right, all right....

Now fellow white trash.
Yeah!
We gonna wear our whife beaters tight,
and let our bellies hang out!
I wanna go back to the hillbilly days!!!
Lend me some money,
I am your relation!
Ahhh here we go shake it...shake it...

Shake it like the shake'n bake chicken
Hey Ya'll
Shake it....

Now all you Ethel's, and Mary-Lou's..
And baby ma's.. get out your skillets...
Cause you know what to do...
Hey Ya'll.....