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Song Parodies -> "Spayed Dog"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Ya"

Original Performer:

Outkast

Parody Song Title:

"Spayed Dog"

Parody Written by:

EmiLoca

The Lyrics

Another pile by the world's 11th most twisted mind!
Dog food! Fleas? NO!

My dog, she's a basset hound
And all the breeders chose her
As the Best In Show (Woof!)

Male dogs, they pant and slobbah
And they stand in line
To give my dog a bone

Won't spend no nights with dachshunds
No soirees with spaniels
At the city pound (Arf!)

Thank God for Dr. Chad
For snipping Daisy's nethers -
Try and cocker now!

Spayed dog... Spayed dog. [X4]

You stinky Boxer,
Oh, you think you've knocked her
We got her to the vet
My pup was bluffing it all (Snarl!)

You Irish setter
Oh, you think you're better?
She's bitchy, you can't get her
Better go chase a ball (Oh!)

A sick display when two dogs get together
They don't make
They don't make
They don't make
They don't make
They don't make (Sit, shake, sit, shake)
Dog contraception!

So Fido, Fido
Keep your rawhide idle
I'm almost suicidal
'Cause my dog's getting more than me-uh!

[Prolonged, awkward silence]

(Ya'll din' need to hear that...
Watch as Daisy pants!)

Spayed dog... Spayed dog. [X4]

Oh oh!
Oh oh!
Don't want to meet your Setter (Oh oh!)
The Irish mutt'll get her (Oh oh! Oh oh!)
Don't want to meet your Poodle (Oh oh!)
That Toy will use his noodle (Oh oh!)

I... (Oh oh!)
I... (Oh oh!)
I think she's a goner(Uh oh!)
Don't you mutts pee on her!

[Veterinarian]:
Hey! Alright now!
Alright Chihuahua! (íSi!)
It's good to disable your tubes...

[Dogs]:
Psycho!

[Veterinarian]:
Hey, it's true, Puff!
I said, it's, it's healthy to cut your tubes!

[Dogs]:
Psycho!

[Veterinarian] (after a deep breath):
Oh fine, alright, you're right, but fight? How trite! Tonight I'll bite your site, surg-ie-cal light, incite your fright, your eyes turn white, all right!

Okay now, puppies! (Ruff!)
Now we gon' snip you all, dogs, in just a few seconds
We can't have you cause overpopulation!
Now I'm gonna stick ya'll on Doc's best tranquilizer!
Won't get no sugar...
Won't sit through labor!
Ah! Here we go! Uh!

Greyhounds, grey-greyhounds (No no!)
Greyhounds, grey-greyhounds
Greyhounds, grey-greyhounds
Greyhounds, greyhounds
Grey-greyhounds (Ruh roh!)
Greyhounds, wirehairs, Doberman pinschers!

Greyhounds, grey-greyhounds (Spayed dog!)
Greyhounds, grey-greyhounds
Greyhounds, greyhounds
Greyhounds, grey-greyhounds (Stay, sit, Rover!)
Greyhounds, wirehairs, Doberman pinschers!

(Greyhounds, grey-greyhounds
Greyhounds, grey-greyhounds
Greyhounds, grey-greyhounds
Greyhounds, greyhounds
Grey-greyhounds
Greyhounds, wirehairs, Doberman pinschers!

Greyhounds, grey-greyhounds
Greyhounds, grey-greyhounds
Greyhounds, Greyhounds,
Greyhounds, grey-greyhounds
Greyhounds, wirehairs, Doberman pinschers!)

Now you Bichon Frise and Scooby-Doo and other dogs...
Deed is almost done...
Ready for some puns?
Speechless Malamute
Stinky cock-a-poo
Stepped in some Shih Tzu...

Spayed dog...spayed dog. [X5]



And thus, Emi joined the eccentric cult of the canine sex obsessed.

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Total Votes: 5

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Ashkicksass - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
WOW! This is awesome! Too many great lines to list, and your pacing was perfect! Today is Emiloca day...
Bob Barker - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Cool song.
??? - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
good job
Arwen - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent, Emi! 5s...
Rod Worden - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Doggone good job, Emi!! 5s!
John Barry - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Hummable and humpable. Hilarious!
Charlie Decker - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Fantastic. Add me to the '5' crowd.
EmiLoca - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks to everyone who commented and voted on this!

Ashkicksass: Awww, shucks! (For your information, EmiLoca day is September 4th.)
Bob Barker: Cool name.
???: Good grief!
Arwen: Thanks, dearest Wennie!
Rod Worden: Thanks, Wad!
John Barry: Tee hee, alliteration...thankye!
Charlie Decker: Will do, and thanks so much for the comment/vote!
Meriadoc - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
This was a masterpiece! Good job!
Olvan The Terrible - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Excellent throughout, especially the part which had the "All Right"s.
Kristof Robertson - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Very good, Emi! 555
Liao Zhe - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
The text is quite funny, but being probably the only one in America who's never heard this song, I can't fully appreciate it, so I won't vote. But Emi, I'm sure this is as spot-on as always...
Liao Zhe - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
...Although in the future, it would be best to check with me before wasting your time parodying a song I don't know. If you can't get the full benefit of my critique, then what's the point? See what I mean? Good.
EmiLoca - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooh, more! *claps hands in the manner of a toddler*

Meriadoc - Thanks so much!
Olvan - Mucho thank-o's to you, Mr. the Terrible.
Saint Kristof - *grovel* I'm not worthy!...but thanks anyway.
Lee O'Shea - Well, I've given it thought, and come to the conclusion that my essential being does not revolve around your comments. *For the most part.* So...I'm not much inclined to "check with you". Thanks for reading, anyway.
Liao Zhe - July 13, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, I am saddened to hear that. I must say that this arrogant attitude of yours is most disappointing. But go in peace, my child. Go in peace. And may the wind break always from your crack... I mean, may the wind be always at your back.
EmiLoca - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
MY arrogant attitude?!? FINE! FINE FINE FINE! I'll be sure to aim that breaking wind in your general direction, you...Asian-type impersonator!!!
Lee Yo Jay-Z - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Aiiiight biotch, be like dat.
EmiLoca - July 16, 2004 - Report this comment
I, for one, am sick of Leo Jay's various alter egos. I suggest we take the whole lot down and smother them with hotel pillows. Who's with me?
Tibbygirl - July 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Me.
2nz - August 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Outstanding, EmiLoca. Simply outstanding. It's not often that I want to give out higher than 5's, but here if I could, I would.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Bitchin'!
Glen S - September 22, 2009 - Report this comment
Came back for a visit as I'm working on another take of this for a tournament. Still great, Emi, and I'm using your phrasing style to make mine more presentable when I submit it. Hope you don't mind :c)
DJ Blaze - November 19, 2009 - Report this comment
As Bob Barker would say, "Help control the pet population, have your pets spayed or neutered!" 555

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