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Song Parodies -> "Harry Potter!"

Original Song Title:

"Hey ya!"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Harry Potter!"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Don't be disappointed if it ain't funny, it's my very first parody I ever did
Catch the Snitch, huh!

The Dark Lord he stalked the earth
He killed a lot of wizards
This we know for sure.....
[Uh] With his band of friends
He was invincible
Until he reached that door.....
Prongs, he fought quite bravely
But both he and Lily met their green demise....
[Uh] Thank God for his mom and dad
Since now The Boy-Who-Lived,
Is known throughout the skies....


And at the Dursley's
Oh, and at the Dursley's
It's hellish at the Dursley's
For the Potty-wee booooooooooooooooooooy!
He's now at Hogwarts
Oh, he's now at Hogwarts
With Granger and dear Ronald
And the spells they emploooooooooooooooooy!
And Sybil, she said "Mark him as his Equal"
And Volde, and Volde, and Volde,
And Volde, and Volde has been broken
[Volde's downfall] So Harry, Harry,
Harry, Harry, Harry, a murder he must carry
And one day he knows he must kill....
[Y'all just want to cast some charms on me]

Harrrrryyyyyy... [Oh oh]
Potttterrrr... [Oh oh]
Harrrrryyyyyy... [Don't want some news by Barn-owls, oh oh]
Potttterrrr... [Just want a herd of Thestrals, oh oh]
Harrrrryyyyyy... [Oh oh, don't want a chamber hidden, oh oh]
Potttterrrr... [Just want some trees forbidden, oh oh]
Harrrrryyyyyy... [I, oh oh, I, oh oh]
Potttterrrr... [I love playing Quidditch, oh oh, I love playing Quidditch]

Hey, alright now
Alright now Neville [Yeah?]
Now what's better than Umbridge?
[Anything!] I can't hear you
I said, what better than potions class?
[The DA!] Whoooo.....
Lupin, Lupin, Lupin, Lupin,
Lupin, Lupin, Lupin, Lupin,
Lupin, Lupin, Lupin, Lupin,
Lupin, Lupin, Lupin
Okay now DA? [Yeah]
Now we're going to try this charm in just a few seconds
And I don't want to try this out for nothing
Now I want to see y'all thinking happiest thoughts
Listen to me, I am your teacher! Ahh, here we go!

Cast it, cast cast it, cast it [oh oh],
Cast cast it, cast it, cast cast it, cast it, cast it, cast cast it [oh oh]
Cast it, it's a Silver Patronus, cast it, cast it,
Cast cast it, cast it, cast cast it, cast it, cast it
[Cast it Neville], Cast it, it's a Silver Patronus

[Repeating 'Cast it' in the background]
Now while Minverva, and Albus D
And Arthur Weasley, are in the Order [Phoenix Order]
They'll know what to do...
Since Volde's after you....
And defeat him you must do....

Harrrrryyyyyy... [Oh oh]
Potttterrrr... [Oh oh]
Harrrrryyyyyy... [Oh oh]
Potttterrrr... [Oh oh]
Harrrrryyyyyy... [Oh oh]
Potttterrrr... [Oh oh]
Harrrrryyyyyy... [Oh oh]
Potttterrrr... [Oh oh]
Hey, Bianca, I still don't have a date with you! When have you got time? You're such a mean h* ;-)

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   1
 3   1
 4   0
 5   2

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EmiLoca - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Really quite good for a first parody! DKTOS well enough to give you a vote, but looked like a lot of work went into it (and paid off).
drewster the rooster - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
serious that's you're first parody? bloody brilliant i thought, better than my crap. now i dont like harry potter, dont watch or read much so i didnt really know what u were on about, but i'm sure if i gave a dman about harry potter i'd have loved it more, 5s mate
Arwen - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Exceptional for your first try! Really...and I think that's a REALLY tricky song even for a seasoned writer. 555!
Your Worst Nightmare - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I noticed the name you have chosen. If you don't want to put your name on the Internet, you could just create an alias like I have and several other people. Something like "Hamster of Instant Death".
Hamster of Instant Death - June 19, 2004 - Report this comment
You better not, punk. EmiLoca warned me about YWN and his gang of Online Alias Lifters, so don't listen to a word he says, got that?
M-Dawg - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
how can you not know the song its played every second oh yeah and im M-Dawg so don't you dare take that
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 20, 2004 - Report this comment
For a first parody this is pretty dang good. It was enjoyable and had fine rhyming, especially the chamber hidden/ trees forbidden part. In future try and work in a few puns, like how the CD is 'lupin' when you keep repeating the name. Anyhoo, nice job and look forward to ones in the future. 4s. PS. You have to keep your name now otherwise we won't know who you are in the future!
Bianca - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
I'm not a h* :D I'm just too busy for a date - why didn't you call me yesterday? nice job
Aliasme - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
YWK has good advice....look at my name. I couldn't think of anything, either. :) Anyway, I just got my first parody on here, as well. I thought that you had great rhyming and i don't really know about the pacing.....I don't know the original song perfectly. The chorus fit well though....I, like you, am a massive Harry Potter fan. Great job!!! 4/4/5
Agrimorfee - June 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Sorting Hat sez you do indeed belong to Amiright House! Welcome to the looney bin. Great job for a newbie (I bet you are one of those folks who have been writing for years and are now "coming out", right? Keep on posting!) 555
Ashkicksass - June 22, 2004 - Report this comment
Yahoo! It's brilliant. You should be very proud! I know the original song very well - like M_Dawg said, who doesn't? And I also know HP very well. And you nailed both. What a great debut.
The Thought Police - June 23, 2004 - Report this comment
Your first parody and you went after both H.P and O.K ? Fantastic stuff ,and welcome to the jungle ! 5,5,5!
pickle - June 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Shake it like a qualified wizard!
Air Force Chick - October 30, 2004 - Report this comment
'that was bloody brilliant!!!' as ron would say. Great job, that inspires me to do a parody....hehehe
Solid Snake kicks your a$$! - July 17, 2005 - Report this comment
Amasing first parody.

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