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Song Parodies -> "Onions"

Original Song Title:

"Roses"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

OutKast

Parody Song Title:

"Onions"

Parody Written by:

Saider Eiegle

The Lyrics

[PIANO]

Amiright? (am I right?)See Caroline,
How her breath smells like it might of died (might of died)
It's mighty grime. She need to buy some Lister-ine.
And her underarms. "Girl, is that you?"
Deod. is comin' up short.
Yeah, dig this now.
It's her toes (it's her toes),
She needs to know they're escalating
Shoo, the flies (shoo, the flies)
The climb of stink is all inside and in my eyes
Then they cry. Can't you, smell the stink get worst? yeah.

[CHORUS]
I-I-I really like to say yo' breath on stank
Cuz lean a little bit closer
It makes onions really smell like perf-ume-uume!
Fried, onions really smell like Perf-ume-uume!
I-I-I know you like to thank yo' pits don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
It makes onions really smell like perf-ume-uume!
Fried, onions really smell like Perf-ume-uume!

Caroline! (Caroline!) she's the reason why my face cringe(cringe?)
I hope she bathe herself in a tub
Cleanin' herself and she buys some
Deod. and strenously use it
Just sit up in the tub for hours, soakya ass. ass, aaaaaasss!!!
Til it don't stink! (just do it)
She needs to know it's escalating
Shoo, the flies (shoo, the flies)
The climb of stink is all inside and in my eyes
Then they cry. Can't you, smell the stink get worst? yeah.

[CHORUS]

Well, her breath is kinda hotty
Kinda smellin' like some potty
When I met her at a party
She was smellin' very tarty
I said "Shorty, do you smell feet?"
She said "probably, I can't hardly"
I said "Darlin', you smell like, like you missed the toilet"
Oh, so you deny that you stink
You stink like the side of an elephants booty
Butt set in deep, talkin' bombs, don't speak
Kissin dog, her breath fogs
Foggin all up when she speaks
so, quick gotta sneak, uh, before she speaks, uh,
go rent-a-mint for a week, uh
i buy you Degree (Yes!)
Let go of hippie, a bath isn't brainwash
So go floss, and come get aquainted with the moufwash
they judgin' how yo breath grungin' up the whole room
I wanna smell ya' toothepaste not some funk waste.


[CHORUS]
I-I-I really like to say yo' breath on stank
Cuz lean a little bit closer
It makes onions really smell like perf-ume-uume!
Fried, onions really smell like Perf-ume-uume!
I-I-I know you like to thank yo' pits don't stank
But lean a little bit closer
It makes onions really smell like perf-ume-uume!
Fried, onions really smell like Perf-ume-uume!
Ooooo-oooooo-oooooooo-ooooo....

Better come back down to Mars
Girl, start takin' baths
What happen smell the stink sinks in
You aint gon' take a bath
No way...no way...no way!

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Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 5

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aka skittles - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
das tight' .lol:-]
Agrimorfee - May 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Geez, you took one of the goofier tunes out of SB/TLB and made it goofier still! Quite an achievement. :0 545 (minus 1 point for rhyming "grime" with "Listerine")
Saider E. - June 02, 2004 - Report this comment
Vote for Onions!
Red Ant - September 28, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) More like "Oh, gross". Good rhyming, funny parody.
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - September 29, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) You did a decent job on a tough OS. Nice rhyming throughout, but I'd edit your work more thoroughly before submitting.
Agrimorfee - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC05) see above
Rick D - September 30, 2005 - Report this comment
What Jake said.
Kristof Robertson - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Yucky, but quite chucklesome. 555
Stuart McArthur - October 04, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) - DKTOS, but ditto on what Rick said Luke said
Johnny D - October 05, 2005 - Report this comment
(ABC) Fragrant turn-around on the OS, indeed!
Scathe - October 09, 2005 - Report this comment
(O) *through gas mask* Nicely done.

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