Jelly Roll! Jellly Roll!
All curved up with teh nostril holes
The nostril holes! Nostril holes!
And noistril holes only blow it out half the time
And the other half either stayed in or got caught coming up short
Yeah now dig this, even though
Theres other tipes like broken wide
The time it took to get surgery and realize that
Your nose will never heal because its too fat yeah

I know you like to yank them
But don't break them cause
Listen to what I say noses really look coo coo coo
Yeah noses really look coo coo coo

Look at mine its the reason for teh word shit
It speeds all up for teh blow and the rub
Going all down to blow some
Snot, or booger or something like that
And try to wipe it all off in the mirror
And scream scream scream like a witch
Theres other tipes like broken wide
The time it took to get surgery and realize that
Your nose will never heal because its too fat yeah

I know you like to yank them
But don't break them cause
Listen to what I say noses really look coo coo coo
Yeah noses really look coo coo coo
I know you like to yank them
But don't break them cause
Listen to what I say noses really look coo coo coo
Yeah noses really look coo coo coo