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Song Parodies -> "Need To Brush My Teeth"

Original Song Title:

"So Fresh, So Clean"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Outkast

Parody Song Title:

"Need To Brush My Teeth"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

Nobody can go past me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
Don't you think i'm so dirty i need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
Nobody can go past me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
I love it when you cough at me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)

Sir Louiscious needs a toothbrush from the dentist or at the store
And El Dorados hasn't brushed his in 3 weeks
So follow its your time to get some money and earn some honeys
Minus the Kiki Shepard what about a ho in a leopard-print
Teddy Pender-grass yo his teeth are covered in lint
Pullin a cavity in a rainstorm
Left my nose dying in the dorm room when i smelt his breath
We do and hey you might smell it too
But you must have me mistaken with teh breath that these guys use cause

Nobody can go past me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
Don't you think i'm so dirty i need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
Nobody can go past me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
I love it when you cough at me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)

Canary Yellow seven layer cake on display
Smells better than his breath will smell anyday
SO a nigga can ride out to your local store
I'm a show you how to buy a brush like Jack Trippa
Let me be the Dentist on your teeth
YKK on yo teeth will never lick you like a lizard
When i'm drunk or drugged up theres 6 million things in my breath
Like Noah when he smelled it he choked to death
But i'll get a dentist around 8'ish to fix his teeth cause

Nobody can go past me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
Don't you think i'm so dirty i need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
Nobody can go past me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
I love it when you cough at me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)

Those huge baby eyes are stuck inside his mouth
Tellin him everything that on his nasty breath
They say your gingavitis in ned of vitamin C
And inviting me to smeel it with him too
I love how you smell I love who you ain't and this has nothing to do with anne frank
Lets hit the atic and have the place fumigated for about 3 weeks
With teeth and no toothpaste i don't suck lips
Till hips jerk and the dentist finally came, He says that his teeth deserve shame cause

Nobody can go past me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
Don't you think i'm so dirty i need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
Nobody can go past me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
I love it when you cough at me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)

(And we are...) the coolest motherfuckers on the planet
(In my mind ...) the sky is fallin ain't no need to panic
(But Oh oh.....) I got a stick and want yo automatic
(Oh oh oh...) Compatible created in the attic
(And we are...) the coolest motherfuckers on the planet
(In my mind ...) the sky is fallin ain't no need to panic
(But Oh oh.....) I got a stick and want yo automatic
(Oh oh oh...) Compatible created in the attic

Nobody can go past me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
Don't you think i'm so dirty i need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
Nobody can go past me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
I love it when you cough at me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
Nobody can go past me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
Don't you think i'm so dirty i need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
Nobody can go past me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)
I love it when you cough at me I need to brush my teeth (brush my teeth)


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MrMacphisto - April 26, 2004 - Report this comment
Good job man... lol

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