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Song Parodies -> "Leafs Suck"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Ya!"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Leafs Suck"

Parody Written by:

The Team 1200

The Lyrics

1, 2, 3
The Senators came around
Because they want the crown
And this I know for sure

How does Toronto do it
Sucking all those years
And coming back for more

Another Cup-less season
Yes the thought alone is killing them right now
Thank God we've got the Sens
The only decent team here in Ontario

Leafs suck... Leafs suck...
Leafs suck... Leafs suck...

They think they've got it
Oh they think they've got it
But guys don't get the ring when they're a billion years old

They're going down
Oh the Leafs are through
In the words of Owen Nolan "Boo hoo"

Leafs suck... Leafs suck... Leafs suck... Leafs suck...
Leafs suck... Leafs suck... Leafs suck... Leafs suck...
Leafs suck... Leafs suck... Leafs suck... Leafs suck...
Leafs suck... Leafs suck... Leafs suck... Leafs suck...

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aoid - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Shouldn't it be Leaves Stink, so your grammr is better
audrey - April 11, 2004 - Report this comment
damn straight
turkey - April 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Uh,,, I don't get it.
cram - April 16, 2004 - Report this comment
leaves? u fruit cake son of a diddly, thats just stupid. and the song kicks son of a mother ass!
Andrew - April 17, 2004 - Report this comment
You know what’s funny? The fact that Ottawa created the whole Leaf’s suck slogan. They are so mad at the Leaf’s success that they try to market anger! Haha, remember folks, all those shirts cups and hats all say the same thing on it. LEAFS, not Sens, hahaha!
Samara - April 18, 2004 - Report this comment
That is so not true!!!! Ottawa is not even as close to being as good as Toronto
Ashley - April 20, 2004 - Report this comment
DAMN STRAIGHT! Im so sick of everybody going for the Leafs! And plus...they suck! THEY HAVENT WON THE CUP SINCE 1967!!! Well. thats not compared to the last cup won by Ottawa in 1927...BUT LEAFS SUCK!!! SENS RULE!
jack - April 22, 2004 - Report this comment
ok, like the song says, u cant win a cup when ur a million years old, and, THE LEAFS, STINK, how culd u b a leafs fan, the leafs suck so much, i swear.they havent won a cup in since, wut, 67' rite? and u say the sens havent won the cup since 27', its kinda hard 2 win a stanley cup when ur not in the league. the leafs suck becuz, they just suck, i can go on and on, but in the end, we all kno, the leafs suck, and the sens rule jack, 12 years old
bnmbnmbnmb - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
Hell YA
phillyfan - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Kat - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Ohh ya this song rocks its definetly in my top 2 lol. Leafs suck! Especially Tie Dummy man has n-e one else noticed that he looks like a turtle? Man eventho the sens r out its just cuz of our goalie and as of now go Phili!
Brandon - May 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Leafs Suck, im from Torotno. they Lost to Phili leafs dotn suck Belfour sucks enogh said
Jason - May 09, 2004 - Report this comment
Brandon are you on drugs? I hate the leafs but the only reason they actually go to the 2nd round was because of belfour, have fun when 75% of your team retires this year leaf fans!
mike - May 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Awesome song! Way better than that stupid song Played on mojo in Toronto which doesn't make any sense. It says in the song, "the cup will never go to Ottawa!" Hello idiots, Ottawa won the cup three times when they were a team, more cups in that time the shitty Leafs. The Leafs weren't even the Leafs when the Sens won those cups they were the St. Pats with those ugly ass green unifroms and brown helmets. We all know that the Sens will win a cup before the Leafs do simply because Ottawa is young, they don't have to rely on their goalie win an entire playoff series for them, and half their team is not retiring this season or the next season. 'Nuff said, LEAFS SUCK!
Magdasstick - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
Yeah, its great
Senssuck - December 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Check out for great Hockey Parody songs. Go Leafs GO!
Sens Rule! - February 19, 2006 - Report this comment
YAAAA! Team 1200 you guys are awesome. Sens rule, this song is funny especially the billion years old line. My definition of the Leafs- a dirty, cheap shot, unproven, old, joke of an NHL hockey team that everyone except people in GTA hate. The definition of the Sens- a young, skilled team from Canada's awesome capital who will win the Cup in the next five years unlike their Ontario counterparts. This coming from someone who's based in Ottawa and lives half an hour a way from Toronto. GO SENS GO!
Bob - March 23, 2006 - Report this comment
Sens have never ever won da cup so shut ur ass leafs pwn them any day of da week!
Bob2 - March 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Leaf fanhood is like a cult. They're not allowed to disagree. Now the leafs aren't going to make the playoffs cause they spend too much time in geriatrics, and "fans"/"fanatics" are still going to think the leafs are actually good.
keaganbenoit - March 30, 2006 - Report this comment
da leafs stink!!!!!!! a baby could give tie dummy a blak eye. da sens are going to win this year cauze de got emery and hasek for goiles hahaha!!!!! what else cani say leafs suck. GO SENS GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAILEYBENOIT - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
BOSTEN BRUINS RULE!!!!!!! The leafs suck bums
randy - March 31, 2006 - Report this comment
montreal rules!!!!!the leafs suck cock
Julez - April 01, 2006 - Report this comment
how could u say that the leafs are good there gonna come in 12 this year thats so sad!!!!ottawa is gonna come in first n to prove that ottawa is better than those fags on the leafs ottawa bet the 8-0 and 8-2..leafs are no match for ottawa i bet u the marlies could beat the toronto maple laughs..they cant get any worse.belfour alwayz has a broken back sundin is just shit n alison is slower than my turtle
JAYDA - April 02, 2006 - Report this comment
ordinary dude - June 07, 2006 - Report this comment
why de hell don't you all stop argueing over what team is better and just get a life lmao
SENS FAN - November 21, 2006 - Report this comment
HOWEVER THINKS SNES SUCK ARE STUPID MAPLE LEAFS ARE THE WORST TEAM IN ONTARIO.... YOU SUCK TORONTO FANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!THE SOONG ROXX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
john - June 09, 2008 - Report this comment
maple leafs are the worst team not just in Ontario but the worst in the wold and thats for Toronto fans:you suck go fine a life. hey good song and your right sens rule and fans that said Toronto rule you been on crak.
Habs Fan - August 25, 2008 - Report this comment
Leafs suck! I'm a Habs fan and it's always a pleasure to beat the Leafs ! Habs is the best team in the world! It's been a 1OO years , 19O9 - 2OO9!
mini carey price - October 01, 2012 - Report this comment
habs all the way boys, sense hahahahah at least there better than the leaf, leafs suck

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