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Song Parodies -> "Patriots!"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Ya!"

Original Performer:

OutKast

Parody Song Title:

"Patriots!"

Parody Written by:

Freddie C.

The Lyrics

Tom Brady don't mess around, when the game's on the line, he'll win it for sho (Uh!)
But is it right for the Panthers to see him win again in the Super Bowl
Carolina is crying, cause I heard they just lost the Big Game right now
Thank God for New England for winning this thing two years out of three...

Paa-tri-oooottts, Paa-tri-oooottts! Paa-tri-oooottts, Paa-tri-oooottts!
Paa-tri-oooottts, Paa-tri-oooottts! Paa-tri-oooottts, Paa-tri-oooottts!

Think you can beat him, oh you think you got him
And then he pulls it out, and leads the Pats to a win
The pride of Boston, oh the pride of Boston
And you cannot beat them, they've already won
If what they say is (You ain't seen nothing yet)
Then what makes, then what makes, then what makes (the greatest yet)
So why oh why oh why oh why oh why oh
Are you so in denial?
They'll come back and win it all again!

Paa-tri-oooottts, Paa-tri-oooottts! Paa-tri-oooottts, Paa-tri-oooottts!
Paa-tri-oooottts, Paa-tri-oooottts! Paa-tri-oooottts, Paa-tri-oooottts!

It's 50 below zero (oh oh), They're the cold-weather heroes! (oh oh)
You can't beat the heroes (oh oh), They will beat you in Foxboro (oh oh)

Hey! All right now, fellas, who's the greatest one of all? (Tom Brady!)
I can't hear ya! I said, who's the greatest one of all? (Tom Brady!)
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right
All right, all right, all right, all right, all right

OK now, defense! And we're gonna stop the other team dead in its tracks this year
And we'll send them out of Gillette Stadium crying
Now tell me who can ever stop the New England Pats?
Nobody can, we're the coolest cats!

Throw it, th-throw it, throw it, th-throw it, throw it, th-throw it, throw it, th-throw it
Throw the touchdown, to Mr. Troy Brown!
Throw it, th-throw it, throw it, th-throw it, throw it, th-throw it, throw it, th-throw it
Throw the touchdown, to Mr. Troy Brown!

Paa-tri-oooottts, Paa-tri-oooottts! Paa-tri-oooottts, Paa-tri-oooottts!
Paa-tri-oooottts, Paa-tri-oooottts! Paa-tri-oooottts, Paa-tri-oooottts!
(repeat till end)

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