-> "Hey Yo!"
Original Song Title:
"Hey Ya"
Parody Song Title:
"Hey Yo!"
The Lyrics
My baby she surfs around
Looks for a late night show
There is The Tonight Show
But we don't really want it
Just can't stand to see the fool Jay Leno
I sure got the feeling
That I'm not alone
He's not funny, and how!
Thank God we got the chance
To see Ed & John together
Carson's retired now
Hey yo, Hey yo!
Hey Yo! Hey Yo! (etc.)
Leno don't got it
Oh, he thinks he got it
But damn, he just don't get it
His show's nothing at all
We want The Johnny
Oh, we want The Johnny
Humor was always better
Jay's jokes have devolved
Now what I say is, "Carson Is Forever"
Now what is
Now what is
Now what is
Now what is
Now what is (Carnac? Carnac?)
The answer to the question
The hippo, hippo
Hippo, hippo, hippo
The zoo in San Diego
I thought Joan Embery was gonna be here
(Y'all want to see me
Let a chimp pee on my pants?)
Hey, yo! Hey Yo!
Hey, yo! Hey Yo! (etc.)
Oh! Oh!
Oh! Oh!
Could have been Let-ter-man
He was a bet-ter-man
Jim Fowler brought a llama
Jimmy Stewart read a po-ma!
Ah ((oh oh)
Ah...(oh oh)
Folks, let me be honest
Folks, let me be honest
Hey! Whoopee!
OK folks,
The weather in L.A. is so hot (How hot!?)
I can't hear ya!
I said, the weather is so hot! (How hot?!)
Good night! (15x)
Good stuff, Doc, thanks! (Yessir!)
Doc is going to play Stump The Band in just a few seconds
Tomorrow night we're going to have Wayland Flowers and Madame
And we'll have as Monday night's guest host--Jim Nabors
Charo, slip me some sugar!
Here is your neighbor--
Floyd R. Turbo! Uh!
Swing it, s-sswing it! (Oh Oh!)
Swing it, s-ssswing it!
Swing it, s-sswing it
Swing it, swing it
Swing it like you're playing golf!
Swing it, swing it (Charo: "Coochi, Coochi!)
Swing it like you're playing golf!
Now Ed Ames is going to do a knife-throwing demonstraton for us
Out on the floor
Out on the floor
You know what he'll do?
You know what he'll do?
You know what he'll do?
(did he mean to do that?)
Hey yo! Hey Yo!
Hey, Yo! Hey, Yo!
Hey yo! , Hey Yo!...
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