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Song Parodies -> "Mayonnaise"

Original Song Title:

"Hey Ya"

Original Performer:

Outkast

Parody Song Title:

"Mayonnaise"

Parody Written by:

Kyle B.

The Lyrics

Outkast is awesome...to make fun of.
One two three go!

My baby don't mess around
When it comes to sauce
On her big ole' subs
Uh! She really enjoys it
But I cant stand to see her
Eat her mayon-naise
Vinegar and eggs and things
The thought of the mixture is making me sick...
Uh! Thank God for other sauces
For being on my sandwich
'Cause I hate mayonnaise...
UH!

May-ohh...
Mayonnaise...
May-ohh...
Mayonnaise...
May-ohh...
Mayonnaise...
May-ohh...
Mayonnaise...

I think I got it
Ohh, I think I got it
There white stuff in my sub
And I say:
AaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaahh!...
The bread's together
So, so smashed together
That I can't get the mayonnaise all
OoooooOOOOOOooooooUUUUUuuuuuttt...
The clerks they say (Sorry cannot help ya)
Take this back, take this back, take this back
Take this back, take this sandwich BACK!
(Take it back) Why won't, why won't
Why won't, why won't, why won't you take it back
The mayonnaise is still heeeeerrreeeee...
I don't want it here! Just take it back.

May-ohh...(BAR-ARF)
Mayonnaise...(BAR-ARF)
May-ohh...(Don't want to eat the mayo, BAR-ARF)
Mayonnaise...(I really say, "No way-oh," BAR-ARF)
May-ohh...(BAR-ARF, don't want in in my sub-buh)
Mayonnaise...(Get it out of my grub-buh, BAR-ARF)
May-ohh...(It's, BAR-ARF, It's, BAR-ARF)
Mayonnaise...(I'm really being honest BAR-ARF, I'm just being honest)

Hey, no mayo!
Alright now fellas..(YUCK!)
Now what's thicker than mollasses?
(MAYO) I can't hear ya'
I say, what's grosser than mayo?
(NAH-DA!) whoooo...
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, alright
Alright, alright, alright, Ok now TOGO's
I ain't eating this here sandwich
Now don't have me complain bout this for nothin'
Now I wanna see diss mayo gone, hear?
I want no mayo, it's so disgusting ahh here we go!
Mayo, mayo, mayo, mayo (BAR-ARF)
Mayo, mayo, mayo, mayo, mayo, mayo (BAR-ARF)
Mayo, mayo is so disgusting, mayo, mayo
Mmm it's really, mayo, mm-mayo, mayo, really mayo
(Chunky mayo) mayo is so disgusting

Now while the other's eat
And mayo leaks out their subs
(Out their subs)
You know what I do?
Yooooouuuu...know I do.

May-ohh...(BAR-ARF)
Mayonnaise (BAR-ARF)
May-ohh...(BAR-ARF)
Mayonnaise (Uh-oh, Mayo)
May-ohh... (BAR-ARF)
Mayonnaise (Uh, uh, BAR-ARF)
May-ohh (BAR-ARF)
Mayonnaise (BAR-ARF)

(REPEAT...)

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Meriadoc - March 03, 2004 - Report this comment
I feel for you Kyle - I have the same reaction to cooked celery.
Birgitta - March 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Love Outkast & I love mayonnaise,lol. GJ on this parody here Kyle.
sexy gay boy - May 17, 2005 - Report this comment
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