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Song Parodies -> "Cryptonite"

Original Song Title:

"Prototype"

Original Performer:

Outkast

Parody Song Title:

"Cryptonite"

The Lyrics

Superman is my hero, and became moreso when Smallville came along, but now I'm looking at Lex's...and Batman's....and every other evil crazy freak's future point-of-view of our Man of Steel (Tom Welling, you should be my brother, and as you guessed, I think Batman is a boo-boo head :P)
[Intro]
I hope that you can run
If not, you'll feel the Cryptonite
Hey Clarky where's the sun?
I don't think it's out at night (HA!)

[Hook]
I think you feel sick...again [repeat]

[Verse 1]
Today must be my lucky day
Clarky, you feel the Cryptonite
Do sumn' outta the ordinary
Like try to run away
Clarky, I luv this Cryptonite
I think you..

Think you 'bout to die, today

[Verse 2]
If he happens to fart
Lord knows I don't want that
But hey, we can't leav-WHERE'S THE BOY?!
He got away for a reason!
I think he ran through the back ya'll!

You let let him get away!

Atchung! (Makes for good word usage)
Come here boy!

*Sighs* Tomorrow is another day

[Outro (ad libs)]
Right now I wanna say, I wanna say
I wanna say stank you (Stank you) very much
For f**king this up
And letting him free to go home
(*Looks at Cryptonite*)
I can't, I'm not
I can't afford buy some more
I think I wanna say
I think I wanna say stank you, stank you
Smelly much!
For f**king this up
And letting him free to go home
Hey, hey Lex! Are we planning our next move?
Really?? Were we planning just then?
Let me hear that, that first one
When I first asked

(And for the record, Lana is a tease and Clark needs to get with Chloe. That is all)

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