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Song Parodies -> "Fat"

Original Song Title:

"Gone"

Original Performer:

N'sync

Parody Song Title:

"Fat"

Parody Written by:

Mimique and Splashique

The Lyrics

There's a thousand foods I could eat
To make me so fat yeaah
Seems so long ago I ate last
and I'm gettin hungry
Don't remember what I weigh now
The scale is broken yeah
Maybe I am too blind to see
I am wider than tall.

Was it something I ate
to make me look so fat
to make my hamburger and fries cold
If I could just find a way
to make it so that I could lose weight
Right now

I've been sitting here
Fast food is on my mind
I try my best to lose weight and be strong
I drove myself insane wishing I could eat some pie
But the truth remains...

I'm fat....
I'm fat..
I'm fat..
Baby obese

Now I don't to make excuses baby,
Won't change the fact that I'm fat
But if there's something that I can do
Won't you please let me know
The time is passing so slowly now
Guess that's my life without food
Maybe I could change my diet yeah
But baby I don't want to

So I'll just lay around
and find some shows to watch
To get my mind off of all this food
And I know in my heart
My arteries are all clogged up
With food

Yeeaah...

I've been sitting here
Fast food is on my mind
I try my best to lose weight and be strong
I drove myself insane wishing I could eat some pie
But the truth remains...

I'm fat....
I'm fat..
I'm fat..
Baby obese

What will I do
If I can't eat fast food
Baby where will I turn to
Baby who will I be
Now that food and I must part
Will I have a clear heart
Doctor why can't you see that this artery is free?

Ooooh...

I've been sitting here
Fast food is on my mind
I try my best to lose weight and be strong
I drove myself insane wishing I could eat some pie
But the truth remains...

Been sitting here
Fast food is on my mind
I try my best to lose weight and be strong
I drove myself insane wishing I could eat some pie
But the truth remains...

I'm fat....
I'm fat..
I'm fat..
Baby obese

But the truth remains..
I'm.....

Thanks a bunch!! Email Splashique at
StLunaChick247@kiwibox.comEmail Mimique at
ConfusedPQ247@kiwibox.com

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Ashley - August 17, 2003 - Report this comment
I think that this is the absolute funniest song I have ever heard in my life and the people that wrote this must be really super cool!

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