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Song Parodies -> "Can't Sing Our ABC's"

Original Song Title:

"It's Gonna Be Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Can't Sing Our ABC's"

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The Lyrics

Yeah we can sing but,
We cannot spell,
We tried a long time ago,
But I remember the vowels are,
No wait those aren't!

Every single word we say,
We learned in the 12th grade,
That was back when,
We had no friends,
But nothing has changed,
Everything is still the same,
Because,We can't sing our A,B,C's

We had no choice but,
To learn again,
But we know we can't get it through our thick heads,
Cause we're to dumb,
To see,
That I can't even spell J.C.,
And we can't deny,
That to sing we must get highhhhhh!


There comes a day,
When we'll be the ones you seee,eee,
On the corner of the street.

All that we do,
Is smile and say whoo,
You don't want to lose us,
So give us some money,
Its not funny,
We aint hooked on phoneics


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