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Song Parodies -> "That I Promise You"

Original Song Title:

"This I Promise You"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"That I Promise You"

Parody Written by:

Rain Drop

The Lyrics

This isn't aimed towards anyone in particular... I was bored and wanted to make something for people to read.
And the garbage around you
Bring tears to your eyes
And all that surrounds you
Are roaches and rats

I put you there
Now there are fleas in your hair
I think I've finally won
Now who should you call
When you stink so bad?

And I will take
You to the dump
And throw you in
And you'll wake up
Till the day your life is through
That I promise you
That I promise you

I've wanted you never
Because you are dumb
So I pulled a small lever
And it made you numb

So now you can't move
And now you're stuck there
In this trash pit from hell
All I can say
Is why did you get in my way?


Over and over you yell
And I hear you cry
And without you in my life person
It would be so much more pleasant

Chorus x3

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