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Song Parodies -> "Diet Pop"

Original Song Title:

"Pop"

Original Performer:

N'Sync

Parody Song Title:

"Diet Pop"

Parody Written by:

Sharon Krebs

The Lyrics

Diet Pop.
Just drink.
Yo, feel it!

Sick and tired of hearin' all these people talk about
"What's the deal with this weight gain
And is your gut gonna pop out?"
The thing you got to realize is I've been to a lot of parties,
But it's almost the summertime,
And losing weight is not a breeze!
Come on now!

It doesn't matter
About my exercise or what I shove into my trap.
All that matters
Is you recognize that I cut down on the crap.
It doesn't matter
About starvation and a bitter aftertaste.
All that matters
Is that I lose weight
And I do it all my own pace.
Come on now!

Do you ever wonder how
To stop looking like a cow;
Just take the right steps now!
Feel it when your blue jeans won't zip up (won't zip up)
And your bra size is D cup (a D cup)
And you can't put on your top--
Drink diet pop!

Diet pop!
Don't-don't-don't ever stop.
You got to drink this
Diet pop (drink it down)!

Now why you wanna try to classify this carbonated brew?
'Cause I'm just fine dealin' with the taste.
If you don't like it, that's you!
Decaffeinated, caffeinated, saccharine, Aspertame.
Don't worry about my health,
Just about yours--
I'll lose weight just the same.

It doesn't matter
About my workout plan or the food goin' down my hatch.
All that matters
Is that you recognize that I eat a smaller batch.
It doesn't matter
About starvation and a bitter aftertaste.
All that matters
Is when summer's here,
I'll be sportin' a much smaller waist, come on now!

Do you ever wonder how (how)
To stop looking like a cow (like a cow);
Just take the right steps now!
Feel it when your blue jeans won't zip up (blue jeans won't zip up)
And your bra is a D cup (a D cup)
And you can't put on your top (come on now)--
Drink diet pop!

Man, I'm tired of drinkin' this stuff!

Diet, diet, diet...pop!
Diet pop!
Do you ever wonder, wonder, wonder how
DRINK IT!

Do you ever wonder how (ever wonder how)
To stop looking like a cow (like a cow);
Just take the right steps now!
Feel it when your blue jeans won't zip up (when your blue jeans won't zip
up)
And your bra is a D cup (a D cup)
And you can't put on your top (come on now)--
Drink diet ...

Do you ever wonder how (ever wonder how)
To stop looking like a cow (looking like a cow);
Just take the right steps now!
Feel it when your blue jeans won't zip up (blue jeans won't zip up)
And your bra is a D cup (a D cup)
And you can't put on your top (come on now)--
Drink diet ...pop!

POP!

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