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Song Parodies -> "I Will Eat Too"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be Good For You"

Original Performer:

N'sync

Parody Song Title:

"I Will Eat Too"

Parody Written by:

stevenC

The Lyrics

As sung by Eric Cartman.
When the visions around me
Bring joy to my eyes
Cause all that surrounds me
Are chicken pot pies
Boxes of snacky cakes
Loads of cheey poofs
I'll eat them all up till they're gone
Don't ask me for some
Cause I ain't sharing none

I'm not fat, I'm just big boned
My stomach ain't round, it's well toned
Don't care if it's week old stale food
I will eat it, too
I will eat, too

I'll eat junk food forever
Like I've done for days before
And I promise you never
Will I eat another veggie no more
Don't give me no spinach
Turnips or beets
I'll just throw them on the front lawn
And with this vow
I'll only eat junk from now on

I eat cheesy poofs every single day
They give me gas that won't go away (Stan and Kyle "Ewwww")
I don't care if it's week old stale food
I will eat it, too
I will eat it, too

No matter how big or how small
I will come when you call
Without food in my life, mommy
There's no point in me living at all

(Kenny mumbles the instrumental part here)

And I'm not fat, I'm just big boned
My stomach ain't round it's well toned
I don't if its' week ol' stale food
I will it, too
I eat cheesy poofs every single day
They give me gas that won't go away (Kyle, Stan, Kenny "Ewwwww")
Don't care if it's old or new
I will eat it, too

I don't if it's old or new
I will eat, too

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