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Song Parodies -> "Your Blacklist"

Original Song Title:

"Ex-girlfriend"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"Your Blacklist"

Parody Written by:

JD1611

The Lyrics

I kinda always knew I'd end up on your blacklist (whoa)
I kinda always knew I'd end up on your blacklist

I kinda always knew I'd end up your blacklist
I'm going to a special place with the rest of them
And you know it makes me sick to be on that list
'Cause most people didn't think it would exist

I know you're gonna burn when you're in hell though
I've tried and failed to help you
Why'd ya have to go and kick me
Don't ya know that we're innocent
Completely

I kinda always knew I'd end up on your blacklist (whoa)
I kinda always knew I'd end up on your blacklist (whoa)
By going to a church I pretty much signed up for this (whoa)
I kinda always knew I'd end up on your blacklist

You found yourself a fundamentalist
And there's nowhere to run so I won't resist

Christendom scares you, 'cause you want freedom
'Cause you can't stand the restrictions
I find myself trying to change you
If I was meant to be recovered I wouldn't have to

You all act so mean
You're a death machine
And you're going to
Kill me today

I kinda always knew I'd end up on your blacklist
(for Satan's men to take)
I kinda always knew I'd end up on your blacklist
(you're making a mistake)
By going to a church I pretty much signed up for this
(you're whole life was wasted)
I kinda always knew I'd end up on your blacklist

You're about to kill a Christian on your list
But let me say a prayer for those you missed
You're about to kill a Christian on your list
Let me say another prayer for those you missed

And for all the people you slay
God's gonna make you pay
Unless you get down and pray
Get forgiveness today

You put heads on a stick for souvenirs
You've been working for Satan all these years
I know you'll torture me and I'm going to die
But I'm still going to love you and you know why?
You're gonna kill me 'cause you know not what you do
And you might be different if you only knew

Too bad we couldn't even coexist

I kinda always knew I'd end up on your blacklist (whoa)
I kinda always knew I'd end up on your blacklist (whoa)
By going to a church I pretty much signed up for this
I kinda always knew I'd end up on your blacklist

I'm another caught Christian from your list
You better repent 'cause God is pissed
Cross another dead Christian off your list
While I say one last prayer for those you missed

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