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Song Parodies -> "Poo"

Original Song Title:

"New"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"Poo"

Parody Written by:

Figgy

The Lyrics

This is my first time submitting a parody so even if you dont know the origanal song, please leave a comment. Also this is dedicated to my friend harriet, who loves toilet humor!
Why won't it flush away?
Will the smell go or stay?
Why won't it flush away?
Will the smell go or stay?
Oh God what did I just do right now?
Why won't it flush away?

Poo, my own poo
Eww, the poo
And I've never had one like this before
Poo, a rank poo

And I can't believe its 3 feet long
The smells worse then 9 month old cheese
Is it here to gas me out?
Because I've never had one like this before

Oh it's not old
The smells not familiar
I've only just recovered from the shock inside the loo

Poo, my own poo
Eww, the poo

The stench is killing me rapidly
Why couldn't I have just had a wee?
How did this thing get out?
Because I've never had one like this before

This ones different, nothing like all the others
I've only just recovered from the shock inside the loo

Why won't it flush away?
Will the smell go or stay?
Why won't it flush away?
Will the smell go or stay?
Oh God what did I just do right now?
Why won't it flush away?

How was I so full of stuff?
Something like this is dangerous
It's probably a world record block
This poo I had is truly stuck, poo o' mine

Poo, my own poo
Eww, the poo
Because I've never had one like this before


Why won't it flush away?
Will the smell go or stay?
Why won't it flush away?
Will the smell go or stay?
Oh God what did I just do right now?
Why won't it flush away?

And the smell is awful
Smell is awful
Smell is awful
Smell is awful
Why won't it flush away, will the smell go or stay?
Why won't it flush away?

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 4.1

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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Red Ant - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Don't Know The Original Song ( DKTOS ), butt it is funny. Caution: Parodies on toilet humor will get shot down with anti 555 missiles, a.k.a. a 111 vote.
Figgy - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
Yeah, kinda thought it might but thanks red ant
Mr. Potty Mouth - April 15, 2005 - Report this comment
IDKTOS either but shall abstain from voting. If I knew TOS, I would be inclined to give it a 5/1/1.
MigratingCoconuts - May 24, 2005 - Report this comment
Ha! Great. I listened to the song while reading the parody. It matched up great ! I thought it was funny
Yellow Ant - May 25, 2005 - Report this comment
I second what Red Ant says in his comment. Parodies on toilet humor will get bashed with 5-1-1 missiles by folks who do KTOS.
Blethar - June 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't know...this is one of the better poop themed parodies on the site. 4-3-4.
aoit - December 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I don't think so.

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