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Song Parodies -> "I'm Not A Girl"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Just A Girl"

Original Performer:

No Doubt

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Not A Girl"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Take this pink fluff off my eyes
i'm shown and it's a big mistake
don't you think i know exactly
what i'm not
this world is thinking i'm female

cuz i'm not a girl, although i look like one
Don't let me go on big rides
i'm not a girl, i'm a man
don't you see, i just need a haircut
ohhh....i've had this up to there

the moment that i step outside
so many reasons for me to cut my hair
i get hit on by so many other guys
they call me hot and act gay

but i'm not a girl, i hope i'll never be
cuz girls all try and talk girly stuff
i'm not a girl, so i look like a freak
when i try out for the football team
i'm not a girl, just look at me
i'm not a female at any type
ohh....i've had this up there i making myself clear?

i'm not a girl
i'm not a girl in this world
but that's what you think of me

i'm not a girl living in with cavities
your act of me makes me worry some
but i'm not a girl, so what do you think of me?
how i feel makes me so numb
i'm not a girl, this is so true
what i look like is so burdensome
i'm not a girl, i'm a man
bladdyblah, this is a mistake

oh...i'm done with all this
oh...i'll finally get a haircut
oh....i am not a girl

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Paul Robinson - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Lala - nice job 5-5-5..
Cheezmeister - March 17, 2004 - Report this comment
5s. Heheh...songs about transvestites are funny....
Lala - March 25, 2004 - Report this comment
gee, thanx, y'all. ^^' but what the heck is a transvestite?
Vixen Orlodo - June 12, 2004 - Report this comment
hey dats some goo stuff
EmiLoca - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Not very good, in my opinion. Half the words were from the original, and there were a few very obvious pacing problems. I didn't find this even remotely funny, either, but maybe that's because I just had a cash register fall on my leg at work.
Christa - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Just plain stupid... sorry. Work harder.
Agrimorfee aka Simon Cowell - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
"bladdyblah, this is a mistake", indeed.

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