Christmas time is almost here
More candy for me
On christmas i get lots of presents and
Sugar plums
But, if i don't loose weight i wont be able to stuff my face
And there's just one thing that i hate...
Involves kissing

[Chorus:]
You're really smelly
Under missletoe
You want to make out
Under missletoe
I'm really slutty
Under missletoe
You're really (not my type)

You think just because it's christmas
I will be your girlfriend
But, lately you don't need to try hard
Because i'm compassionate
And, you give me bulls**t that i should
Give presents and be glad
And when it's gets real bad
I guess i need more coal

[Repeat Chorus]

So many christmas' you have tried
To get to be good lovers
I've seen your worst on christmas morn
And you are so pathetic
I've seen you kiss under missletoe
And you are so pathetic
Pathetic... pathetic...

[Lady Saw:]
You are a nose picking loser
From the science club
You were always ugly
Since the first grade hollar
My mind is all crazy
To make you go
Your facial and your smelly cologne
There's an undergarment
And no deodrant in sight
Aside from those legs
Everything else is much worse
You're not for me, hairy
Oh that, i sware
For 1 million dollars
I don't want you

[Gwen:]
You've used up all of your condoms
And you got your private bare
And somehow I think i have passed out
I guess your meant to die

[Repeat Chorus]

You're really smelly
Under missletoe
You want to be friends
Under missletoe
I'm really slutty
Under missletoe
But not with you

smooch, smooch, smooch, undermissletoe
[repeat 3 more times till fade]