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Song Parodies -> "When You're Fat"

Original Song Title:

"When You're Mad"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ne-yo

Parody Song Title:

"When You're Fat"

Parody Written by:

Neo Matrix

The Lyrics

It's been a long time, but I'm back! Hope no one missed me... too much ;)
It's just the cutest thing
When you get to munching
Tearing and chewing things
I just wanna eat you up
I don't mean no disrespect
When I start staring
Knowing that it makes you mad
I'm sorry but seeing you fat is so sexy

[Hook]
Could it be the little crumb right under your nose
When you make that hungry face
That makes me wanna just suck on all your toes
And sex you all over the place
Could it be the lil' way you eat off the ground
That makes me wanna slop you down
Baby, I ain't sure, but one thing that I do know is

[Chorus]
Every time you eat ice cream
I wanna lick you
When you get your hands on cheese
I wanna rub you
When you eat so sloppily
Just gotta kiss you
Baby, I don't know why it's like that
But you're just so damn sexy
When you're fat

Baby, don't think I don't take you seriously
But I just can't help the fact that your appetite excites me (so exciting)
And you know ain't nothing better
Than when we get
Starved together and eat large buffets
Then we make love right there on the table

[Hook]
Could it be the little crumb right under your nose
When you make that hungry face
That makes me wanna just suck on all your toes
And sex you all over the place
Could it be the lil' way you eat off the ground
That makes me wanna slop you down
Baby, I ain't sure, but one thing that I do know is

[Chorus 2x]
Every time you eat ice cream
I wanna lick you
When you get your hands on cheese
I wanna rub you
When you eat so sloppily
Just gotta kiss you
Baby, I don't know why it's like that
But you're just so damn sexy

Every time you eat ice cream
I wanna lick you
When you get your hands on cheese
I wanna rub you
When you eat so sloppily
Just gotta kiss you
Baby, I don't know why it's like that
But you're just so damn sexy
When you're fat
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BeTHaNY - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Congradulations....This may be the first parody I actually laughed outloud at. 555.
Neo Matrix - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment
Commenting because I voted :)
Lionel Mertens - July 12, 2006 - Report this comment
I LOLed too. 5's

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