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Song Parodies -> "Bouillon Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Go On Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Ne-Yo

Parody Song Title:

"Bouillon Girl"

Parody Written by:

Blaydeman

The Lyrics

After a one-night stand with a girl who smelled like soup, this man has fallen hopelessly in love with her... but can't find where the heck she is. (note: it's pronounced "boŏl-yänz" it rhymes with "on". And if you didn't know, the Oxo food company is a large producer of bouillon cubes.)
Intro: O-o-oh…
O-o-oh…
O-oh-oh…

Verse 1: I go buy a pack, to bring that odor back
I realized that, makes my emotions act
Never been a broth dude, would not pay cents
I just need a shot from that nasal sense
I was the good guy, she was the bad girl
She warmed up my world, sweet-salty-spice swirl
She fulfilled me, then she just spilled me
But thankfully, cholesterol ‘bout killed me
I took her home ta, the bed in my loft
And though her aroma, had the strong scent of broth
She was the mealtime, spoonful in my mouth
But now she’s gone, my sweet Bouillon
Gon’ need some more cubes to move on
Oh!

Chorus: Please don’t touch that lady she’s mine!
(Please don’t touch that lady she’s mine!)
Even though just ate her soup one time!
(Even though just ate her soup one time!)
Trust me when I note, she will fill my bowl
Bouillon Girl (Bouillon Girl)
Bouillon Girl (Bouillon Girl)
Bouillon Girl…

Verse 2: I can’t get her back, Oxo’s better than crack
I realized that, don’t know her name and crap
Tried to settle down so love’s what I sent
Haven’t washed my sheets, just to whiff that scent
I’m searching hard, checking where foods As-i-an
Tried Hunan House, thinking she’s in the kitchen
Just keep nosing, but she’s not showing
Man she was so hot, soup that needs blowing
It was so stirring, like hardy beef stock
But now she’s out slurring in some other man’s pot
Now when it’s mealtime, I pull out twelve blocks
What’d I do wrong, cuz she is gone
Makes me cry when you say “Soup’s on!”
Oh!
Chorus: Please don’t worry ‘bout me I’m fine!
(Please don’t worry ‘bout me I’m fine!)
Gonna find my ideal girl this time!
(Gonna find my ideal girl this time!)
Heed me when I say, Campbell’s go away
Bouillon Girl (Bouillon Girl)
Bouillon Girl (Bouillon Girl)
Bouillon Girl…

[Bouillon Girl walks into the room]

Bridge: Ooo, the mistake I made is cleared
(And we can fin’lly be together!)
It’s amazing that you’re here!
(I know that I can do much better!) (Hey!)
With a single salty tear
Said that our split was for best
But I’m not feeling no stress
I’m too fly to be obsessed…
Bouillon Girl… Bouillon Girl… (mmmm)
Bouillon Girl… Bouillon Girl… (oh-oh, oh)

Hey! Oh!

Chorus: Please don’t worry ‘bout me I’m fine!
(Please don’t worry ‘bout me I’m fine!)
Only boiling soup in my eyes!
(Only boiling soup in my eyes!)
I wish I could say, that I’ll be okay
Bouillon Girl (Bouillon Girl)
Bouillon Girl (Bouillon Girl)
Bouillon Girl… Oh!

[After some time has passed]

Chorus: Please don’t worry ‘bout me I’m fine
(Please don’t worry ‘bout me I’m fine)
Only ever ate that soup one time
(Only ever ate that soup one time)
Trust me when I speak, meat’s my crush this week
Bouillon Girl (Bouillon Girl)
Bouillon Girl (Bouillon Girl)
Go on girl… (mmm…)
Bouillon Girl
Bouillon Girl
Go on girl… I’ll be fine
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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.8
Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 5

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Matthias - June 04, 2014 - Report this comment
This was pretty good. Pacing was spot on but you used a lot of lines from the OS without switching them up. This was a pretty cool idea and makes me hungry for soup but it's not your best.
Agrimorfee - June 11, 2014 - Report this comment
An old George Carlin bit was where he described an alternative to using deoderant by putting a bayleaf under each armpit . "Wont stop you from sweating, but you smell like soup." Parody concept was odd, and you do well with odd, but I think you could have went farther with it.
Max Power - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Could be worse, she could be an onion pie.
bobpiecheese - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Bit too many lines lifted from the OS, but still a wonderfully wacky concept and you pulled it off well. 555 bowls of soup!
Abbott Skelding - June 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Pretty f'n weird if you ask me...and I love it! Totally original concept that you seemed to hit pretty well. In a million years, I don't think I would have come up with a sub for "Go on..." to "bouillon", and you managed to make a love story around it. Nice work!

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