-> "Miss Co-Dependent"
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Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah,,,
There is something about her, just something I guess she must prove
But I soon figured it out
I can't live without her
Said oooh, when I met her in the bar then all she said was "I need you to let me be for you"
And like that we went out
And so I obliged her
Now I have not got a loss, I am the boss
Manicures me, and then a pedicure plus!
She labors endlessly
'Cause she never gets cross, she has no moss
Dude, there's no denyin', that this girl is involved
Not your typical breed
She does everything
That's why I got her
At my home she's workin' overtime
Cooking, dishwashing, that's why I have her
Oooh, get my shoes shined
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...
Ooh, there's somethin' about the kind of woman who won't think of herself
We go to bars and she buys the rounds
She's nothing like Mother
Opens up her checking account
The kinda woman who serves me like The Help
She says, "I got it, I got it"
No doubt, I am her sub father
And she works like a hoss, 'cause I'm the boss
I wear the bib, and then she wipes my face off
'Cause she feeds me all the time, yeah
Sews like Betsy Ross, helps me to floss
"Anything else?", she's begging me, it's no cost
Ooh that girl, she is so kind
She's home repair queen
That's why I got her
She will shingle up my roof next time
I don't pay a thing, that's why I got her
And she never whines
Miss Co-Dependent, eh
I love it when she says, "Don't worry, I got it!"
I drink only the best because, yeah, she bought it!
She's gonna wash my car, rub the Turtle Wax on it
She does everything I need, yes just everything I need
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah .....
(REPEAT ANY CHORUS with soulful ad lib)
Don't think I'll dump her
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