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Song Parodies -> "Slow Jams"

Original Song Title:

"So Sick"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Slow Jams"

Parody Written by:

Vinnie Rouge

The Lyrics

This is dedicated to every man who can't read his wife / girlfriend's mind. I'm glad to say my sweetheart DOES like slow jams, including 'So Sick,' but that didn't stop me having a little fun here.
Verse 1
Gotta change the flowers that I bought
Orchids make her sneeze
Bought a cuddly puppy dog
Then it gave her fleas
And that satin evening wear
I couldn't find a small
Although I searched through each and every store in the mall

It's a pain to find
Fat free chocolate covered raisins
And I must have lost my mind
When I paid off her car
Lord knows how I've tried
Just to win her love with mushy stuff
When I played her this CD
She just said to me

Boy, I'm so sick of slow jams, they're so cliché
They lose all meaning played every day
Now I'm so sick of slow jams, you just don't know
They make me want to break my radio

Verse 2
Gotta change the cottage that I booked
At that vacation spot
Because I was not aware
My baby doesn't like it hot
And when I took her for filet mignon, she threw it on the floor
Had no idea she was vegan, that's for sure

Chorus 2
Can't believe that she's so sick of slow jams, they're not her thing
What's wrong with Ne-Yo, he sure can sing
She's so sick of slow jams, I'm out of luck
She even smashed the tape deck in my truck

We fought all night
Cause she says they're trite
Well, I'll have to just agree, or she'll never sleep with me
I'm letting go, throwing out my stereo

Chorus 3
I'm still so hooked on slow jams, each time she's gone
I find my CD's, I put them on
I'm so hooked on slow jams, and that's a fact
But I could never give her up for that

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Pacing: 4.3
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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 6

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Hazel - March 16, 2006 - Report this comment
This parody was funny and original i could totally sing this with Ne-Yo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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