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Song Parodies -> "Pistol (the Blackwater song)"

Original Song Title:

"Crystal"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

New Order

Parody Song Title:

"Pistol (the Blackwater song)"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

This song hints at the crimes of Blackwater while also hinting at the volatile nature of what these guys have to deal with....
We like pistols (hey)
We bank easy (hoo)
We're appalin' (yeah)
When we're leaving (hoo)
They'll applaud it (yeah)
When we fought them
In our Hummers (yeah)
It went rotten (hoo)

I don't know
What to say
I don't care
Anyway
We're a band
Making wreckage
Bullets hurl
Bodies flayed
Victims' blood
Flows like honey
Multiply
All our money
Not on loan
Anymore
Shocked 'em to the core
Shot them to the floor

Hoo... Hey
With our pistols
It's so easy (hoo)
Spilling blood (yeah)
But you need me (hoo)
Every man (though we're banned)
And still they're comin' (they're startin' somethin')
We're not done... (yeah)

So keep on huntin'
Keep on comin'
Keep on frontin'
Blood is pumpin'

Keep on huntin'
Keep on comin'
Oil is pumpin'

I don't know
What to say
They don't care
Anyway
We're a band
Making wreckage
Sunni ghouls
Are our prey
Victims' blood
Flows like honey
Shi'a hide
All our money
Not unknown
Anymore
Shocked 'em with the gore
They're shufflin' to a war

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Pacing: 3.7
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Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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Tommy Turtle - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but daring topic, and liked the pistol-"clip"-ped lines. 555
MrMacphisto - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tommy.. :) Apparently, I ticked off somebody though...
T - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment
It isn't good, hard-hitting satire if it doesn't tick *somebody* off! (Take it from an expert in off-ticking :)
Andria - October 24, 2007 - Report this comment
Who needs the military when you can have mercenaries like Blackwater? 555
MrMacphisto - November 14, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Andria.. :)

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