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Song Parodies -> "Whoa Jan!"

Original Song Title:

"Slow Jam"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

New Order

Parody Song Title:

"Whoa Jan!"

Parody Written by:

Drewster The Rooster

The Lyrics

this is the only slow jam parody so far, have you guys heard it before? is it australian or sumthin? i dunno. in australia we're about 12 hours ahead of you so the super bowl was on in the early morning, and also the incident got shown in all its glory on the news for the next 3 days.
as i look at my tv screen, the half-time show is on, it's morning here in oz, and i am feeling tired.
i'm awake all by myself, put the remote back on the shelf, i'll read tomorrow about who won, low scoring, this games no fun

suddenly janet jackson's breast, is staring back at me, wondering 'what the hell is this?', 300,000,000 viewers will see

there's janet in the buff, it makes me feel sick, but i like that kind of stuff, wardrobe malfunction is blamed for this

i don't want her to change, i like the way she is, now i really really wish, i wish that i had taped this
now i feel so alive, i'm giving myself five, i really really wish, i wish that i had taped this

the early morning news, showed it all again to me, people say it's mental abuse, i just wish i could see
that scene just once again, i'll look it up on the net, print it and add a frame, and now i am set

i put it on my desk, and now i will be alright, to look whenever i want, like the middle of the night

i don't want her to change, i like the way she is, now i really really wish, i wish that i had taped this
now i feel so alive, i'm giving myself five, i really really wish, i wish that i had taped this

i don't want her to change, i like the way she is, now i really reallywish, i wish that i had taped this
now i feel so alive, i'm giving myself five, i really really wish, i wish that i had taped this

i wish that i had taped this (x8)

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MrMacphisto - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
Good song choice and definitely funny....

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