as i look at my tv screen, the half-time show is on, it's morning here in oz, and i am feeling tired.
i'm awake all by myself, put the remote back on the shelf, i'll read tomorrow about who won, low scoring, this games no fun

suddenly janet jackson's breast, is staring back at me, wondering 'what the hell is this?', 300,000,000 viewers will see

there's janet in the buff, it makes me feel sick, but i like that kind of stuff, wardrobe malfunction is blamed for this

i don't want her to change, i like the way she is, now i really really wish, i wish that i had taped this
now i feel so alive, i'm giving myself five, i really really wish, i wish that i had taped this

the early morning news, showed it all again to me, people say it's mental abuse, i just wish i could see
that scene just once again, i'll look it up on the net, print it and add a frame, and now i am set

i put it on my desk, and now i will be alright, to look whenever i want, like the middle of the night

i don't want her to change, i like the way she is, now i really really wish, i wish that i had taped this
now i feel so alive, i'm giving myself five, i really really wish, i wish that i had taped this

i don't want her to change, i like the way she is, now i really reallywish, i wish that i had taped this
now i feel so alive, i'm giving myself five, i really really wish, i wish that i had taped this

i wish that i had taped this (x8)