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Song Parodies -> "Read Off My Rights"

Original Song Title:

"Turn Off the Lights"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nelly Furtado

Parody Song Title:

"Read Off My Rights"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

This is about a guy who breaks all the rules....and gets caught by the cops-----daily
I'm getting so lonely inside this car
Don't know if I should hit the gas or say I'm going to get far.
And there's a cop car not that far.
They're telling me I better get off the road.
I'll get arrested because of my gun.
And the fags in the jail will probably get some.


They say to me, "Boy, your were-a going way to fast."
And then they read off my rights, read off my rights.
The say to me, "We're going to arrest you for that gun, gun, gun."
So then they read off my rights, read off my rights.
And they say follow me, follow me, follow me, down down down down
To the police station.
I hope that I get out on some bail money, this is an irritation.

I drove drunk the other.
Cuz they think I was boozed just cause of changing lanes.
I live my life in the barred up room.
If I'm high, play it low, if it's arson go slow, and if it's dumb, let go
I'll get arrested because of my gun.
And the fags in the jail will probably get some.

They say to me, "Boy, your were-a going way to fast."
And then they read off my rights, read off my rights.
The say to me, "We're going to arrest you for that gun, gun, gun."
So then they read off my rights, read off my rights.
And they say follow me, follow me, follow me, down down down down
To the police station.
I hope that I get out on some bail money, this is an irritation

I'm going to the courtroom, this afternoon at 3.
Why don't you, don't you, don't you come and plead for me
I pretend to be calm and serene, want to believe
That I can do it on my own without the jury saying "GUILTY"
I'm running, I'm running, I'll be a cellmate's wife.
Where is the judge that will just give me a fine/
Guess I'm guilty, can't you see, I can see, why can't you see that I'm guilty.

They say to me, "Boy, your were-a going way to fast."
And then they read off my rights, read off my rights.
The say to me, "We're going to arrest you for that gun, gun, gun."
So then they read off my rights, read off my rights.
And they say follow me, follow me, follow me, down down down down
To the police station.
I hope that I get out on some bail money, this is an irritation

Cops didn't read it,
My rights they don't read.
Where can I turn in your delicate time of need?
Follow me down, follow me down down down,
I do not need, I do not need Attourney Ally
She ain't got logic,
Who do I need?
Where can I turn in your delicate time of need?

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