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Song Parodies -> "You're So Absurd"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Like A Bird"

Original Performer:

Nelly Furtado

Parody Song Title:

"You're So Absurd"

Parody Written by:

Rick L.

The Lyrics

Respond, respond, please.
You're differend...
That's for sure.
Can't say I'm not afraid

You're unlucky
But it's not for sure,
You're underwear has never been changed

And your way of thinking is rare,
And you just stick like glue,

You are so absurd,
So much is not OK.
(I don't know where your brain is)
(I just know who the pain is)
And baby all I need for you to know is

You are so absurd,
I wish you'd go away
(I don't know what your goal is)
(You don't know what self-control is)
And all I need for you to know is,

You stalking me,
Brings me to tears.
Something tells me you could do this for years...
You're a pain and I'm not ashamed to tell,
Cause I don't know you that well.

And cause your face is rare,
And cause you make me blue,

You are just absurd,
I wish you'd go away
(Go find out what your goal is)
(Learn what the word no is)
And baby all I want you to know is

Yeah I said what you heard,
Now please just go away (go away!)
(Go find out where your home is)
(Make a list of what's wrong with...)
And baby you need to know this...

I really want to say goodbye,
You can make it hard and you can cry,
But I hope it's the last time you and I ever see
Because each and every single day,
I knew I would one day have the pleasure of
Sending you away...

Your way of approaching people is rare
You followed me so long, it's true...
I am so scared
Of what an angry you can do...
Yeah, yeah...

You are so absurd,
You'd do anything to get your way
(So you know where my home is)
(You say you know what your goal is)
Baby I just want to go.

You are so absurd,
You are so insane!
(You don't know what parole is)
(You only know what shooting a hole is)
And baby all I need to know is,

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zPolak - October 18, 2007 - Report this comment
Well done... The first parody on this site that I've actually liked!!
TullyGirl - October 19, 2007 - Report this comment
I could tell, zP, seeing that you flamewar'd everyone elses.

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