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Song Parodies -> "Cannibal"

Original Song Title:

"Maneater"

Original Performer:

Nelly Furtado

Parody Song Title:

"Cannibal"

Parody Written by:

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The Lyrics

For those of you who don't know, this is the artist formerly known as iisryan. This is a pretty "meh" parody about, well, man eaters. Really, this is the first thing any parodist thinks about when he hears "Maneater". Don't lie.
I'm the club on Saturday – day,
I saw her just across the way – way,
Usually I'm not one to be brave – brave,
But she wasn't like other girls at the rave – rave,
I walk over, she talks to me,
Says that I look like I'm quite tasty,
She says she's from some tribe, mostly women,
Takes me to VIP, puts me in a cauldron,

Man eater,
She adds spices,
Chops and dices,
But, hey, it smells nice,
Don't eat me up,
She's a man eater,
Gnaws on my arm,
Like I'm Lucky Charms,
I'm quite alarmed,
Don't eat me up,
She's a man eater,
Don't make her mad,
She'll eat your lad,
I don't taste bad,
Don't eat me up,
She's a man eater,
Making Stu Stew,
Burt Burgers,
Making Sue Soup,
Don't eat me up,

I came straight out of there like it was Compton,
Noticed it was dark, there's no Sun,
I ran into this chick, she's European,
Something about her that I just want to be with,
She takes me to her home, turns me around,
Her teeth grow, she hovers somewhere above the ground,
I would do anything to keep her by my side,
But I need some garlic, don't want a vampire bride,

Man eater,
Sucking my blood,
Chased through the mud,
I thought we were buds,
Don't eat me up,
She's a man eater,
Scared of the Sun,
No reflection,
Vein suction,
Don't eat me up,
She's a man eater,
Her teeth are red,
But she don't look bad,
For an undead,
Don't eat me up,
She's a man eater,
I need sharp sticks,
Or a crucifix,
Just burn the witch,
Don't eat me up,

Ahh! Ooh!
Ahh! Ooh!
Ahh! Ooh!
Ohh! Yeah!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Come on, now,
Come on, now,

Man eaters,
It's a bad day,
All of my dates,
Think I'm soufflé,
Don't eat me up,
They're all man eaters,
Out in my car,
They break out their,
Salt and pepper,
Don't eat me up,
They're just man eaters,
All these women,
Want life to end,
Like O.J. Simpson,
Don't eat me up,
Guess they're man eaters,
At the movies,
Want to stew me,
Not my duty,
Don't eat me up,

I don't even taste all that good,
I don't think I even taste all that good,
I don't think I even taste all that good,
I don't think I even taste all that good,
I don't think I even taste all that good,
I don't think I even taste all that good,
I don't think I even taste all that good,
I don't think I even taste all that good,

Man eaters,
Say I'm beefy,
I'll be leaving,
They'll be eating,
Don't eat me up,
All are man eaters,
Chew me like gum,
What am I dumb?
Knew this would come,
Don't eat me up,
They're just man eaters,
Call me Cookie,
I'll be looking,
To get me booking,
The next flight out,
They're all man eaters,
Take my eyes out,
And if I pout,
Can't live without,
Don't eat me up.
Just unlucky, I guess...

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.9
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 7

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Below Average Dave - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
You put into words, what everyone else was thinking about when they first heard the original song. . .555
Susanna Viljanen - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I'll have a Bloody Mary as the aperitive. 555.
Yoidy - December 13, 2006 - Report this comment
I like 'em nice and tight with a vampy overbite. 555

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