Oh I once sniffed something
Something that was so nice
Better than that last thing I injected
Then I turned right around on that something
And I figured I liked it very much

CHORUS:
Oh yeah, the weed is green
But can you tell me can you get it? I just wanna have it
Oh yeah, my weed is nice
But I think I sniffed too much and now everybody thinks that I'm a junkie

I am a mad man
So as I was sniffing
The line, somebody stole my stuff
Yes, I followed and stalked him if that's what they say
He had regrets when I got him on my way
Yeah

CHORUS

My nose is more open than any closet
And there's a bomb that I will drop
On anyone who
Tries to steal my stuff from me
You'll see the beauty in my stalker trait
Yeah

CHORUS

Oh yeah the weed is green
But it's not what it seems cause when you think you want it,
You just need it
Never forget that you need
Cause I got my stuff on that train and I think you're on it
Bring it to me cause I want it, cause I really need it