He's beautiful, that's for sure,
I'd ask him for a date,
But a date it will not be, He's too popular for me,
When he comes near to me, I always have to pee,
I'm like a nerd, I dress weird every day,
My role model is Shakespeare, I go to bed with my headgear,
Getting a B in chemistry's my worst fear,
I'm like a nerd, The popular kids say,
I like collecting calculators, my skin is clear as a potater's,
When I grow up I wanna be Darth Vader,

Won't share my answers, for a test,
The others call me selfish,
And they beat me up, but that's okay,
I just swear at them in Elvish,
When he comes near to me, I always have to pee,
I'm like a nerd, I dress weird every day,
My role model is Shakespeare, I go to bed with my headgear,
Getting a B in chemistry's my worst fear,
I'm like a nerd, The popular kids say,
Pokemon are my passion, I am so out of fashion,
Beethoven's records sure are thrashin',

I was studying the dictionary, when that guy walked into the library,
He told me, "Man that's creepy,
Dictionary's my favorite too, and lately I've been thinking I should
Go out with you."
And so it was a date, I realized something cool,
He's like a nerd, we hang out every day.
He studies Latin on Fridays, Got tuba lessons on Sunday,
Goes crocheting with his mom on Thursdays,
He's like a nerd, His mother thinks he's gay,
But now everything's better,
Just because we're together,
In rain or snow, monsoons or any weather.