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Song Parodies -> "The Gays"

Original Song Title:

"The Game"

Original Performer:

Motorhead

Parody Song Title:

"The Gays"

Parody Written by:

Alex

The Lyrics

It's time to stop being gay
Time to stop being gay!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Ha, ha, ha

It's all about not being gay, and how you be straight
All about being straight, and if you're not then you're not great
All about your penis, and if you have one
You can't use it on guys you gotta use it on your female hun

I am not gay, I don't want you to screw me
I am not gay, no way you can change me
I am not gay, no way you can pay me (to be)
I am perfectly straight, and I know you are not to be

Look over your shoulder, ready to be (straight)
Just like me, not like a gay homo
I am perfectly straight, and I make the rules
So move on out, and you can die like a gay fool
Try and figure out what you're gonna be
Come on over homo, why don't you ask me?
Don't you forget there's no price you can pay
'Cuz you are not gay and you want to play

It's time to stop being gay...
Ha, ha, ha, ha
Time to stop being gay!

It's all about not being gay, and how you be straight
All about being straight, and if you're not then you're not great
All about your penis, and if you have one
You can't use it on guys you gotta use it on your female hun

I am not gay, I don't want you to screw me
I am not gay, no way you can change me
I am not gay, no way you can pay me (to be)
I am perfectly straight, and I know you are not to be

Stop being gay, you're not gonna be the same
You're gonna change your name, otherwise it's a shame
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha
Time to stop being gay!

It's time to stop being gay...
It's time to stop being gay...
It's time to stop being gay...
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

Time to stop being gay!
Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha

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I felt gay before I read this - November 22, 2003 - Report this comment
For the record, since so many metal bands have this attitude, Lemmy would defend anyone's right to be however they wanna be, always. Though some obviously donīt deserve that respect. :-I

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