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Song Parodies -> "We Are All Doing Drugs"

Original Song Title:

"We Are All Made Of Stars"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Moby

Parody Song Title:

"We Are All Doing Drugs"

Parody Written by:

Matthwala Quincy Ishmael (?)

The Lyrics

This is an ode to my friend, who is half Catholic and half Muslim: Mary Jane Hashish. It is also an ode to her pet bird Marijuana Cracker.(Relax, I'm joking) Enjoy...
Selling in numbers
Selling the speed
Can't find the right drug
Can't find LSD

People that bong together
People as dumb as slugs
End up as dead as doornails
'Cause we are all doing drugs

Dubya's a smoker
The Government's lie
Is that hashish and crack
Will not get you high

People that bong together
People as dumb as slugs
End up as dead as doornails
'Cause we are all doing drugs

People that bong together
People as dumb as slugs
End up as dead as doornails
'Cause we are all doing drugs

Smuggling cocaine
Smuggling weed
Sell them in numbers
Sell them that speed

People that bong together
People as dumb as slugs
End up as dead as doornails
'Cause we are all doing drugs

People that bong together
People as dumb as slugs
End up as dead as doornails
'Cause we are all doing drugs

People that bong together
(People that bong together)
People as dumb as slugs
(People as dumb as slugs)
End up as dead as doornails
(End up as dead as doornails)
'Cause we are all doing drugs
(We are all doing drugs)

We are all doing drugs
(People that bong together)
We are all doing drugs
(People as dumb as slugs)
'Cause we are all doing drugs
(End up as dead as doornails)
We are all doing drugs
(We are all doing drugs)

We are all doing drugs...
Rate me, please!:)

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Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 4.3
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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MQI (?) - May 13, 2003 - Report this comment
Wow I must have been high when I wrote this one. And I don't even do drugs...
MQI (?) - May 14, 2003 - Report this comment
My top comment was funnier than the song...

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