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Song Parodies -> "Extreme Games"

Original Song Title:

"Extreme Ways"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Moby

Parody Song Title:

"Extreme Games"

Parody Written by:

MrMacphisto

The Lyrics

For those of you not quite familiar with this song, it played during the credits of "The Bourne Identity." I don't recall it getting radio airplay though... It's also from Moby's "18" album....
Extreme Games are back again
Extreme things I didn't know
They broke everything new again
Every one of their bones
Like jumping out of windows, landing wrong
Extreme ways are shown
To part the tendons of the knee
Then you'll hear a scream

Extreme Games that scare me
They keep me up late at night
Extreme races ending wrong
More bleeding than a bullfight
Dirty biking, dirty noise
Dirty faces black and blue
Extreme girls at home
Cause I think they understand...

I would lose my mind from this
Cause you could make your life dismissed

(Chorus)
Oh buddy, oh buddy
Bet that felt hard... felt hard (watching a dirtbiker land on his face)
Whoa buddy, whoa buddy
Body fell apart... it fell apart
Oh buddy, oh buddy
Better jump his heart, jump his heart
Whoa buddy, whoa buddy
Look at all that blood... all that blood

Extreme sounds that told me
I'd view very morbid sights
I didn't have much to say
I saw emergency lights
I closed my eyes and heard an ad
About root beer and how thick-headed people can be
I was slightly appalled....

Bet they could skate down anything
Except for the power lines
Too many things that disturb me
So much could make you blind
I've seen some blokes in so many pieces
So many fractures, not enough braces
If only they had wings
So then they wouldn't bleed

People stand in line for this
I bet they wouldn't take these risks

(repeat chorus)
Song done from the perspective of an older viewer...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.0
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 2.5

Total Votes: 2

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2nz - May 18, 2004 - Report this comment
A bit graphic at times, but rather funny and oddly enjoyable.
MrMacphisto - May 19, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2nz... I knew this was more of an obscure song, and the pacing was rather difficult, but the concept just seemed to fit....
Anderson"Parody man"Araujo - August 09, 2008 - Report this comment
Wow! best parody of a Moby song IMHO. A little bit too "gory" but 555 anyways.
MrMacphisto - August 11, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Anderson! :)

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