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Song Parodies -> "Just Hang Up the Phone"

Original Song Title:

"You Are Not Alone"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"Just Hang Up the Phone"

Parody Written by:

Phantom Hitchhiker

The Lyrics

My apologies, it's a bit long-winded. Then again, so is the original.
Another day has gone,
I'm driving all alone.
I look up next to me
and what do I see?
It almost made me cry,
this really stupid guy
was talking on his cell,
I was sure I was in Hell.
Every day I sit and ask myself,
"How did this come to be?"
It just makes want to grab these guys and scream

"Just hang up the phone!
The call can wait for you.
You will get real far
if you'd drive the freakin' car!
Just hang up the phone.
That call will have to wait.
You're gonna cause a crash,
If you don't keep that phone stashed.
Just hang up the phone!"

Phones.
Cell phones, why?
Phones.

Just the other night
I read about this guy,
had a Big Mac in his hands
then the trouble soon began.
He reached for fallen meat
and ran into a tree.
A pileup soon ensued,
now there's multiple lawsuits.
Every day I sit and ask myself,
"How did we get this way?"
It makes me pull out my hair and say,

"Just hang up the phone!
The call can wait for you.
You will get real far,
If you'd drive the freakin' car!
Just hang up the phone.
That call will have to wait.
You're gonna cause a crash,
if you don't keep that phone stashed.
Just hang up the phone!"

You just ignore when it starts ringing.
Remember they will still be there,
they'll be there!

Just hang up the phone!
The call can wait for you.
You will get real far,
if you'd drive the freakin' car!
Just hang up the phone.
That call will have to wait.
You're gonna cause a crash,
if you don't keep that phone stashed.
Just hang up the phone!

(Chorus repeats,
Over the Chorus:)
Just hang up the phone.
The call can wait for you.
Keep your phone shut off,
put away.
Don't be talkin' on the phone!
Just hang up the phone,
just hang up the phone!
No cell phones!
No cell phones!
If you'd put it away, girl,
in the morning,
in the evening.
No cell phones!
No cell phones!
You and me,
no cell phones, oh!

(repeat and fade)

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