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Song Parodies -> "2000 Kcals"

Original Song Title:

"2000 Watts"

Original Performer:

Michael Jackson

Parody Song Title:

"2000 Kcals"

Parody Written by:

Heskima

The Lyrics

My 1st parody, thought the pacing on this one would be easy-ish for a beginner I know the food thing isn't exactly original but I'm new to this so go easy!
Beef roast, Red Bull,
Cheerios, Cookie dough
How much, d'ya swallow
Just enough to make me chuck the load
I ate, too much
Sponge cake, threw up
Candied, fruit peel
I'll eat anything you gimme, that's the deal

2000 Kcals, red meat
200 bites, real sweet
Too much of that, obese
Be careful what you swallow, don't overeat
2000 cals, red meat
200 bites, real sweet
Too much of that, obese
Be careful what you swallow, don't over eat

Toffee, Hershey's,
Dip Dab, Cherry
Smarties, Galaxy
Can I reach for the tin when I want my sweets
Nougat, Oreo
Choc marsh, mallows
French toast, Yorkie
Not for girls, but I'll eat what I wanna eat

2000 Kcals, red meat
200 bites, real sweet
Too much of that, obese
Be careful what you swallow, don't overeat
2000 cals, red meat
200 bites, real sweet
Too much of that, obese
Be careful what you swallow, don't over eat
Ha, like I said, go easy :) -H

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Tommy Turtle - October 08, 2009 - Report this comment
I DKTOS (don't know the original song), so can't judge the pacing, but I'll spot you Fives just for the title, for knowing the difference between an actual calorie and the kilocalories normally referred to as "calories". Welcome to AIR!

...and don't be discouraged by the low turnout. Takes a while to get into circulation; keep trying, with clever titles like this -- and it doesn't hurt if you read other peep's songs and vote and comment, too -- though no false flattery, of course. Cheers.
Heskima - November 08, 2009 - Report this comment
Ahh thanks, just read this one over and it's really not that good. I did a less known song on purpose, not as open to slating! I'm doing Like I Love You by Justin Timberlake at the moment, it's a little harder! -H

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