Song Parodies -> Coat Hanger

Original Song Title:

"Saint Anger"

Original Performer:

Metallica

  
Parody Song Title:

"Coat Hanger"

Parody Written by:

Joey Lawrence (no, not the actor)

Coat hanger on a nail
Coat hanger on a nail
Hangs my clothes without fail
Coat hanger on a nail

Coat hanger on a nail
Hangs my clothes without fail
Coat hanger on a nail
Hangs my clothes without fail

CHORUS
Come on in, give me jacket
I hit the lights in my apartment
A fishing hook to hang your boots
Coat hanger on a nail

In my closet
You'll deposit
Hard to hang clothes
Without hook, take a look

I've got a coat hanger for you
I've got a coat hanger for you
I've got a coat hanger for you
I've got a coat hanger for you

Coat hanger on a nail
Coat hanger on a nail
Hangs my clothes without fail
Coat hanger on a nail

Coat hanger on a nail
Hangs my clothes without fail
Coat hanger on a nail
Hangs my clothes without fail

CHORUS

In my closet
You'll deposit
Hard to hang clothes
Without hook, take a look

I've got a coat hanger for you
I've got a coat hanger for you
I've got a coat hanger for you
I've got a coat hanger for you

I want my hanger to be steady
And I want my hanger just for me
And I need my hanger to keep hold
And I want my hanger to be me

I need to hang my hanger free
I need to hang my hanger free
I need to hang my hanger free
Hang it free

CHORUS

In my closet
You'll deposit
Hard to hang clothes
Without hook, take a look

I've got a coat hanger for you
I've got a coat hanger for you
I've got a coat hanger for you
I've got a coat hanger for you
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Scrawny Johnny - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
Not bad!! Even the simplest of things can make great parodies!
Red Ant - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm going to have to disagree with Scrawny Johnny here. He knows his Metallica well. I know Metallica up to the Black Album ( with a few exceptions ) basically. This song looks horrofically repetetive and not particularly funny ( to me ). DKTOS and no vote. Sorry.

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