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Song Parodies -> "I'm Just A Stomper"

Original Song Title:

"Some Kind Of Monster"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"I'm Just A Stomper"

Parody Written by:

Your Worst Nightmare's Worst Nightmare

The Lyrics

I crush people when they gotta pee
i turn their sissy bikes to rust
you wont like it when i come round
i am the paracite
these are the beers i cheer with my mate
this is the face ill rearrange
i am the mist that flys around
you are untied no more

You are the football that i have punned
this is the beating you will feel so
you will taste no freedom
you think that you are safe
this is the face ill rearrange
i know that god wants much more
i know that god aint getting more
you are untied no more

you reach the steeple
can you reach the steeple?
you reach the steeple
can you reach the steeple?

i'm just a stomper
i'm just a stomper
i'm just a stomper
this stomper lives

why are my stompings not getting sold
for one minute i let you breath
you will not breath soon
i am the rain that always peeves
the bell has rung to rip you down
this is the murder of every man
these are the streams that peirce you thin
you are untied no more

this is the mess with flesh and soul
this is the sap that smells so good
this is blood from the rain that cries
i stomp you when your on the phone
i am the fear beneath your bed
i am the hate that pulls you down
i am the hate that never ends
you are untied no more

you reach the steeple
can you reach the steeple?
you reach the steeple
can you reach the steeple?

i'm just a stomper
i'm just a stomper
i'm just a stomper
this stomper lives

this is the heir of satan's lust
i am back to uncolor us
this is the final race that you run from
my mask shall come undone

mishevious,describes us
mishevious,describes us
mishevious,describes us
mishevious,describes us

this is the heir of satan's lust
i am back to uncolor us
this is the final race that you run from
my mask shall come undone

mishevious,describes us
mishevious,describes us
mishevious,describes us
mishevious,describes us

can you reach the steeple?
i'm just a stomper
i'm just a stomper
i'm just a stomper
this stomper lives

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your worst nightmares worst nightmare - October 16, 2004 - Report this comment
cmon just because im new doesnt mean ignore me!
yourworstnightmaresworstnightmare - December 04, 2004 - Report this comment
hey whoever visits can u tell me which part(s) met the pacing the most to you?!
yourworstnightmaresworstnightmare - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
cmon leave something
yourworstnightmaresworstnightmare - December 18, 2004 - Report this comment
please someone leave a comment.

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