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Song Parodies -> "St Crapness"

Original Song Title:

"St Anger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"St Crapness"

Parody Written by:

Marto

The Lyrics

I think Olivia Newton-John music hhas been crap ever since 1985. someone need to give her a lecture!
St. crapness round her neck
St. crapness round her neck
Olivia Newton-john never got respect
St. crapness round her neck

(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
Olivia Newton-john never got respect
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out))
Olivia Newton-john never got respect

[Chorus:]
Fuck her shit albums fuck her crap movies
I diss crap music on ruby sets
She need a voice to tell herself
To tell herself she's finished
Fuck her shit albums fuck her crap movies
I diss crap music on ruby sets
Metal rock! Ill burn her albums
St. crapness round her neck

I feel my hating shake
I can't stop making it
Hard to avoid
Is it hating
Or joking?

I'm madly Hate her music[2x]

St. crapness round her neck
St. crapness round her neck
Olivia Newton-John never got respect
St. crapness round her neck

(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
Olivia Newton-john never got respect
(she flopped out, Its flopping out)
St. crapness round her neck
(she flopped out, Its flopping out))
Olivia Newton-john never got respect

[Chorus]

I feel my hating shake
I can't stop making it
Hard to avoid
Is it hating
Or joking?

I'm madly Hate her music [4x]

I want Metallica in the rock hall
I want Madonna in the rock hall
I need Slipknot to go diamond
I want my dissing to follow me

I need to kick her down forever
I need the rock ahll to never let her in
Never let in!

[Chorus]

I feel my hating shake
I can't stop making it
Hard to avoid
Is it hating
Or joking?

I'm madly Hate her music [4x]

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Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 2

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Glenn Rousseau - April 23, 2010 - Report this comment
Good! Anything pre-1990 is crap to me.

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