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Song Parodies -> "How To Feel Ripped Off, Cheated, And Waste £10"

Original Song Title:

"St. Anger"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"How To Feel Ripped Off, Cheated, And Waste £10"

Parody Written by:

Viva La Spatula

The Lyrics

i felt so betrayed the day i bought st. anger...............
Saint Anger hurts youre ears
Saint Anger, worst in years
it never gets five stars
Saint Anger waste of cash
(Their prime past, you burn it fast)
Saint Anger waste of cash
(waste of cash, lets burn it fast)
It dosent get one star
(Their prime past, you burn it fast)
Saint Anger waste of cash
(waste of cash, lets burn it fast)
it dosent get one star

Fuck this, i waste ten pounds
Throw the album to the hounds
but they dont want it even, they just
They just whizz on it
Fuck it, metallica never swore this much
Keepin it interesting with swearing, this sucks
Wheres my noose, ill hang myself
Saint Anger waste of cash

I feel betrayed by
this album, its shite
And i hate trivium too
Is it me? Or do they suck?
Metallica, shame unto you
Metallica, shame unto you
Metallica, shame unto you
Metallica, shame unto you


(repeat all)

I want Metallica to retire
Or make new songs, that are satire
I need Metallica to get a grip
And quit endlessly churning out all this shit
I cant listen, my ears will bleed
I need to tell them to please,
Stop making albums, theres no need
I dont listen, coz my ears bleed

Fuck this, i waste ten pounds
Throw the album to the hounds
but they dont want it even, they just
They just whizz on it

II feel betrayed by
this album, its shite
And i hate trivium too
Is it me? Or do they suck?
Metallica, shame unto you
Metallica, shame unto you
Metallica, shame unto you
Metallica, shame unto you
Metallica, shame unto you
Metallica, shame unto you
Metallica, shame unto you
Metallica, shame unto you
also, i took some sideways swipes at trivium, because despite what everyone says, they suck..... were going to parody every song theyve ever done

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Red Ant - December 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I had to dock you a point on funny because this concept has already been done to this song. Still, good work.
Tempest Summers - January 01, 2006 - Report this comment
A friend of mine borrowed St. Anger from the library once, which cost HIM 2 euros, ME significant parts of my sanity and METALLICA two fans. 555, funny stuff, Spatula.
Huff - January 05, 2006 - Report this comment
Hehe. Very good one. You are getting better. The pacing seems a bit off though. 545. ST. ANGER IS THE DOWNFALL OF METALLICA. Absolutely the worst work they've ever done. Even worse than S&M. And the first Parental Advisory they have gotten. They have become one of those bands who drop the F bomb almost every other verse. It's a sad age we live in........
viva la spatula guitarist - January 07, 2006 - Report this comment
huff, howd u find out who we are??? did one of ure frends tell u or somethin?

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