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Song Parodies -> "Alcoholic In The Bar"

Original Song Title:

"Whiskey In The Jar"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Alcoholic In The Bar"

Parody Written by:

Jesse

The Lyrics

As I was driving home,
From work one day,
I stopped in the bar,
And figured I would stay

I started with a beer
Then I ate some peanuts,
I told the bartender, "Keep em comin"
Or I'll smack you in the rear

Musha rain drinking all day long,
Just like my daddio
Alcoholic in the bar-o.

I went to the jukebox & put money in,
Piece of crap was broken,
Wouldn't take my bill

I stumbled back to the bar,
Tender asked where Id been,
I said, "I'm mad, the box is broke"
She knows how I feel

Slobbering, drunk id--iots
Just like my daddyo
Just like my daddyo
Alcoholic in the bar-o

Being drunk and weary,
I passed out on the bar,
Someone stole my money,
Loser couldn't have gotten far

Musha rain drinking all day long
Just like my daddyo
Alcoholic in the bar-o

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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 6

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Guess Who - November 10, 2003 - Report this comment
WOW this sucked @$$. It wasn't even funny. Metallica could have wrote this song on their own! This is so bad... *BLEAH*

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