Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "mSOYBEAN"

Original Song Title:

"mOBSCENE"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"mSOYBEAN"

Parody Written by:

ziggy_duranduran

The Lyrics

"Ladies and Gentlemen"
We are the things, the teens to come
Your health food is stupid and dumb
this good old fried food is great
this is the pizza age,
They know my name
Waltzing to celery, and crap don't even say it's name

Bang-we hate it
Bang -we hate it
Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang!

don't make me eat the soybean
you know it isn't my scene
it's just plain disgusting
I hate the fricking soybean
soybean, yeah

You want commitment
Put on your Rolling Stones shirt
Get your arms around me
Now we're going down, down, down
You want commitment
Put on your Rolling Stones shirt
Get your arms around me
Now we're going down, down, down
To get pizza

(girls)
damn soybeans
damn, damn soybeans
damn soybeans, baby
FRIED FOODS!

The day that fries
Opened our eyes
we watched the world end
my boyfriends usually have Bowie-like faces,
I have Ramones loving friends
They told us fried food's not good,
But we know it's great,
Boy George, candy, fried foods
Whoohoo, the perfect day!

Bang - we hate it
Bang - we hate it
Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang, Bang!

don't make me eat the soybean
you know it isn't my scene
It's just plain disgusting
I hate the fricking soybean
soybean, yeah

You want commitment
Put on Rolling Stones shirt
Get your arms around me
Now we're going down, down, down
You want commitment
Put on Rolling Stones shirt
Get your arms around me
Now we're going down, down, down
To get pizza

(girls)
damn soybeans
damn, damn soybeans
damn, soybeans, baby
FRIED FOODS!
Damn soybeans
damn, damn soybeans
damn soybeans, baby
FRIED FOODS!!!

don't make me eat the soybean
you know it isn't my scene
It's just plain disgusting
I hate the fricking soybean
soybean, yeah

You want commitment
Put on your Rolling Stones shirt
Get your arms around me
Now we're going down, down, down
You want commitment
Put on your Rolling Stones shirt
Get your arms around me
Now we're going down, down, down
To get pizza

(girls)
damn soybeans
damn, damn soybeans
damn soybeans, baby
FRIED FOODS!
Damn soybeans
damn, damn soybeans
damn soybeans, baby
FRIED FOODS!

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 1.0
How Funny: 1.0
Overall Rating: 1.0

Total Votes: 2

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   0
 0
 0
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

KITTy - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
that used to be one of my favorite songs !! .. not any more :-< man,, this is manson's song.. it cant be changed to ( FUNNY ).. no way ..
Agrimorfee - March 26, 2004 - Report this comment
KITTy, i think most of Manson's songs ARE funny. Wish I could say them same for this parody.
.P.A.-16 - April 28, 2004 - Report this comment
MARLYN MANSON ES LA POLLA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Q SIGA ASI Y HABER CUANDO SE PASA POR MADRID!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2000s/marilynmanson8.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 429