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Song Parodies -> "Chalk is Lead"

Original Song Title:

"Rock is Dead"

Original Performer:

Marilyn Manson

Parody Song Title:

"Chalk is Lead"

Parody Written by:

Operation Filth

The Lyrics

This is a good song by Manson, I'll try to make my song just as good.
All the dimpled donkeys with saline rabies
Amphibians for toys
Truck fixed for Gladies
Crumpled and goalless
Worldwide and seal breded
You kill all the giving
For more safer lead

Anything to be leaded

Chalk is leader than lead
Chalk is all in your bed
Your Chex and your soap is all that were said
So fu*k all your protest and put them to lead

Got to be on T.V.

1,000 mothers are paying for it
We're so full of hope
And so full of sh*t
Hold a new lode to dedicate and to shape
Sell us --(couldn't think of a word to rhymme here) dressed up and real baked

Anything to be leaded

Chalk is leader than lead
[chorus repeat]

Got to be on T.V.

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Joel Dent - September 21, 2003 - Report this comment
And I thought discordians were a dying breed.... You are a pope and have earned 2 discordian points towards becoming a legionaire Here is a card --------------------------------------------------------------
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